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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Am 23. Juni 2016 um 17:21 freigeschaltet

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Am 23. Juni 2016 um 17:29 freigeschaltet

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 11:54 freigeschaltet

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 14:16 freigeschaltet

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 10:24 freigeschaltet

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 9:18 freigeschaltet

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 10:29 freigeschaltet

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 11:17 freigeschaltet

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 17:33 freigeschaltet

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 7:35 freigeschaltet

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 8:41 freigeschaltet

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 13:07 freigeschaltet

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 15:25 freigeschaltet

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Am 28. Juni 2016 um 11:27 freigeschaltet

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 14:26 freigeschaltet

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Am 28. Juni 2016 um 11:02 freigeschaltet

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 14:21 freigeschaltet

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 17:48 freigeschaltet

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 14:12 freigeschaltet

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Am 28. Juni 2016 um 11:28 freigeschaltet

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 14:47 freigeschaltet

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 15:56 freigeschaltet

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 15:08 freigeschaltet

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 11:06 freigeschaltet

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 17:39 freigeschaltet

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 16:29 freigeschaltet

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Am 23. Juni 2016 um 16:45 freigeschaltet

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Am 1. Juli 2016 um 9:59 freigeschaltet

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 6:09 freigeschaltet

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Am 28. Juni 2016 um 13:33 freigeschaltet

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 12:07 freigeschaltet

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 6:35 freigeschaltet

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Am 28. Juni 2016 um 13:00 freigeschaltet

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Am 28. Juni 2016 um 10:03 freigeschaltet

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Am 1. Juli 2016 um 8:39 freigeschaltet

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Am 28. Juni 2016 um 10:46 freigeschaltet

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Am 27. Sep. 2016 um 10:38 freigeschaltet

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Am 27. Sep. 2016 um 10:38 freigeschaltet

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Am 23. Juni 2016 um 16:47 freigeschaltet

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Am 28. Juni 2016 um 11:16 freigeschaltet

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 5:42 freigeschaltet

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 7:55 freigeschaltet

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 6:08 freigeschaltet

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 9:32 freigeschaltet

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 17:25 freigeschaltet

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 12:25 freigeschaltet

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Am 28. Juni 2016 um 9:29 freigeschaltet

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 12:35 freigeschaltet

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 10:31 freigeschaltet

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 16:03 freigeschaltet

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 10:37 freigeschaltet

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 11:11 freigeschaltet

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 11:20 freigeschaltet

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 16:15 freigeschaltet

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 14:33 freigeschaltet

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 16:23 freigeschaltet

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 7:56 freigeschaltet

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 5:29 freigeschaltet

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 15:15 freigeschaltet

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 16:13 freigeschaltet

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 16:06 freigeschaltet

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 8:12 freigeschaltet

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Am 28. Juni 2016 um 9:35 freigeschaltet

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 16:23 freigeschaltet

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Am 28. Juni 2016 um 13:19 freigeschaltet

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Am 1. Aug. 2016 um 16:59 freigeschaltet

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Am 25. Juni 2016 um 10:07 freigeschaltet

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 15:26 freigeschaltet

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Am 9. Juli 2016 um 12:34 freigeschaltet

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Am 14. Juli 2016 um 12:26 freigeschaltet

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Am 16. Juli 2016 um 13:38 freigeschaltet

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Am 16. Juli 2016 um 15:16 freigeschaltet

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Am 18. Juli 2016 um 4:07 freigeschaltet

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Am 18. Juli 2016 um 4:07 freigeschaltet

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Am 27. Sep. 2016 um 10:07 freigeschaltet

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Am 27. Sep. 2016 um 10:07 freigeschaltet

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Am 4. Juli 2016 um 15:22 freigeschaltet

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Am 18. Juli 2016 um 5:36 freigeschaltet

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Am 9. Juli 2016 um 14:00 freigeschaltet

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Am 15. Juli 2016 um 18:31 freigeschaltet

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Am 18. Juli 2016 um 4:16 freigeschaltet

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Am 16. Juli 2016 um 14:08 freigeschaltet

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Am 16. Juli 2016 um 13:36 freigeschaltet

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Am 9. Juli 2016 um 14:00 freigeschaltet

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Am 16. Juli 2016 um 14:11 freigeschaltet

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Am 15. Juli 2016 um 19:01 freigeschaltet

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Am 18. Juli 2016 um 5:29 freigeschaltet

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Am 27. Juni 2016 um 17:40 freigeschaltet

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Am 1. Juli 2016 um 8:51 freigeschaltet