Alturbo
Aka: Abberto, Blessberto, Turbo, Albertibass
 
 
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Amy 13 Oct, 2019 @ 7:54am 
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
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Crowley had been extremely impressed with the warranties offered by the
computer industry, and had in fact sent a bundle Below to the department
that drew up the Immortal Soul agreements, with a yellow memo form attached
just saying: "Learn, guys."
-- Crowley is a demon, in case you don't know
(Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)

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Wash: "Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?"
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Neckties strangle clear thinking.
-- Lin Yutang

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Wedding, n:
A ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes
to become nothing and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
-- Ambrose Bierce
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Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start
coming in late and lying about it.
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Whoaaaaaa 16 Jul, 2018 @ 8:15pm 
alturbo you never told me what you were spoolin
Whoaaaaaa 4 Jul, 2018 @ 10:45pm 
claims to have turbo but all i see is a blown head gasket
jungle MONKEY 15 Feb, 2018 @ 7:34pm 
plz add me I am nice guy i swera :(((
Zoro ⇄ Buying|Selling|CSGOITEM 3 Apr, 2017 @ 6:45pm 
nice

:steamhappy:
TyFie 28 Dec, 2016 @ 11:22pm 
SILVER ♥♥♥