met a federal agent today at the mindfulness clinic outside CVS, i shoot his hand and it had the texture of thermal paper. i saw a vision of Archangel Michael when i got home in the monitor light reflected off my TV dinner mashed potatoes. he told me my days are numbered and my child will be 90% micro-plastic. i went to sleep and woke up in the grey lodge

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i cant take this anymore. If you really cared about me and cherished our so called best friendship i wouldnt have to go out of my way to make you notice me, if you really cared about me like you said you did, i wouldnt have to remind you every single time i say hi that, "hi its, me, your best friend. im not dead yet, hope you talked to me alot more, you say 4 words to me on a regular basis, please stop hurting my feeling," dont worry about this, just delete this comment and go on with your fantastic life buddy, after all. a friendship like ours is replaceable.

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♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

, they're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying... i hate how they take pictures with the peace sign, try to be cute when they have mustaches and how they TyPe LyKe DiS~* ^_-, its really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying and unneccesary. They honestly can't take a hint that im not interested... theres this asian girl at my school who has more facial hair than i do and can throw a football harder than 90% of my school.. its pretty embarassing. and how they have no ass.. its like looking at a wall with jeans... i hate how they stare at me... they really need to spill battery acid on themselves...i mean you can't type your reports for your job LyKe ThiS~* its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unethical and retarded. i mean dont get me wrong there are some hot asian girls but thats rare, and even if they're hot they become more annoying and attach themselves to my arm like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ leach... sometimes i want to throw salt in their eyes to see if they'll shrivel up and die. and if you're not a somewhat pretty asian gir, you're disgusting...

For nerds? Well excuse me... Some people grew up with it and is part of there culture aka asians. Also its a good thing to do when ur bored. + your list of anime is prob less thn 0.001% of whats actually on the market. Not all anime are or children and nerds there are large varietys targeted at different groups.
Also teen titans is not really anime tho drawn in a very similar/same style as anime. There are certain rules it does not follow making it a cross breed
And yes i am awfully offended at your steriotyping.
Thankyou. P.s. and no animes not just about hentai... Add more variety to your gallery...

Yes, I am a weeaboo. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my japanese soul long ago and I am happy together with my real doll (who is a cute 8yo loli!). We don't any friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty fat and ugly looking.
But thanks anyway ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Go and have sex with your girlfriend while I'll fap to my anime porn.

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.

had fun bagging your mom, the dog was a little bonus

Kakyoin wakes up one morning to discover that he had "laid" an egg and reveals it to his friends. When his friends discover this, Joseph asks when his grandson will be born

The child suddenly hatches out of the egg to reveal a star-shaped birthmark on his shoulder. Thus concluding that Jotaro and Kakyoin produced an egg.

I just spent last twenty mins rubbing a twelve year olds bare chest.

How? Apparently there are contexts where this is acceptable. For instance, your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to apply ointment while she calls the doctor.
That meant using hands to rub ointment all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still erratic. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and she stopped coughing.

Details: She's 5 feet tall, long brown hair, cute face, thin waist, long skinny legs. Shes in jammies I think although Im shaken up right now. I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel great. I just rubbed my hands all over her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TITS guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.
I didnt do anything else because I'm a coward. Plus it was legal and I didnt technically do anything wrong so I'm in the clear

Id write more but I have to go fap while the memory is fresh.

Tonight my bro graduated from elementary school.. So I got there, and the first thing I saw was that there were all these lolis. And lementary grad lolis think they're grown up. So, of course, they were dressed really slutty. That was probably the reason I stayed. Delicious flat chests.
So the entire night was slutty lolis parade. But then, near the end, this one loli, who was trying not to look slutty and wearing a dress that went down to her feet goes up. She walked across the stage and got her diploma, and then she headed for the stairs. Then, right as she got there, she tripped. She slipped forward and tried to stop, but we saw delicious flat chest. She was about to fall and my mom got scared, she said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."

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I used to actually think you were a cool guy, and felt like I could kinda relate to you. But man, have you thrown all that away. I've lost every bit of respect I had for you, and you're pushing yourself towards being the worst person I've ever met on Steam.

So, well done, if that's what you were going for. You've successfully made yourself the least respectable member of our group, and I no longer want to have anything to do with you.

And I've reported you for spamming my profile with ♥♥♥♥, so hopefully you'll get what you deserve.

bro coli is the way to play the dang game. There's just simply no shame in sucking down a good log loaf of broccoli treats. It's a frickin healthy snack that heath ledger would've eaten if he would have had the common decency to not be a dungle and die.
he sucked on way too many pills rather than broccoli trunks, and that resulted in his swift and untimely death. he was a decent actor though in that one flick, worthy of almost critical acclaim.

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