This Theon guy keeps leaving comments on people's profile. I have no clue who he is but I do know one thing he fell in love with a gamer girl called chrissy and sent her £200 for nudes.

Hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture. I really wanted to tell you that 🙂 It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha. I dont know why it's a guy thing to be honest. I'm like really against misogyny and like I'll be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime it's a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments. But don't worry I'll protect you 😉 Sorry that wasn't flirting I swear! I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry I'm really shy I don't go out much. Haha add me on Skype so we can talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

His hair is blue!

He chuckles to himself, a cascade of cheeto dust flowing down the many folds in his unwashed flesh, as his pringles can sized finger hovers over the neon orange enter key. His XXL RGB backlit keyboard had lit up with every color in the past, but after ages of his nasty fingers dancing across the board, not a single key has been left without a permanent sticky residue of coagulated cheese puffs and ♥♥♥ crust. As his disgusting finger descends towards the smudged rectangle, he feels it. Chest pain. His time has come. The double wide gaming chair begins to creak as his 400 pound body begins to slip from his seat to the floor, his 400 pound soul slipping from this world to the next. As his body descends through the air, performing a sloppy pirouette, his meaty ham gloves slap the keyboard one final time. As his body comes to rest on the ground, his final comment is posted:

"I used to be a professional Broken arrow player"

We were in the middle of a banging absolutely winnable inferno game going 11-0 then this guy desides to turn against me (The chad of the team) stabbing me in the back. Et Tu Alpine