Tardigrade
Julien Evans   United States
Level
33
Wood
100 XP
 
 
I am the Tardigrade the dominant life form. We are indestructible! Wait puny human when our species becomes the last. When your own flaws lead you to an inevitable death as a race. "When life become just a leaf of moss".

-Tardigrade
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GlobiEnjoyer 14 Jun, 2020 @ 11:34pm 
⚠️WARNING⚠️

⚠️THERE IS CURSING IN ASDF MOVIES 1,2,4,7,11, AND 12. HERE ARE THE TIMESTAMPS⚠️

⚠️ASDF MOVIE 1⚠️ 0:48-0:52 (h#ll)

⚠️ASDF MOVIE 2⚠️ 0:38-0:42 (♥♥♥♥♥#xual) 1:28-1:31 (g@y)

⚠️ASDF MOVIE 4⚠️ 0:58-1:02 (h%ll)

⚠️ASDF MOVIE 7⚠️ 0:22-0:30 (d#e)

⚠️ASDF MOVIE 11⚠️ 0:03-0:12 (promotes witchcraft) 1:39-1:43 (b#tt)

⚠️ASDF MOVIE 12⚠️ 0:32-0:41 (g%n)

PROTECT YOUR SELF FELLOW CHILDREN OF G
GlobiEnjoyer 11 Jun, 2020 @ 5:39pm 
yo, check my trade offer {LINK REMOVED}
Stolenface 1 Jun, 2020 @ 1:40am 
In 2014 I laughed 😂😂 I cried 😢😖turned up👆🏻💃🏻💁🏻‍♀️I turned down👇🏻🙅🏻‍♀️ I loved 💑👫👨‍👩‍👧I lost trust 💔😩I was betrayed 😒🔪but most importantly I learned 😌
GlobiEnjoyer 1 Jun, 2020 @ 1:39am 
TL;DR my son is a Terrorist!

I walked in on my son playing a video g* me, I was furious! He explained to me that he has to play this g* me called Counter Strike Global Offensive to kill Terrorists and prevent a Bomb from detonating! I was so proud of my patriotic and truly american son for killing these Terrorists that I forgave him for playing a video g* me!

Nevertheless I was suspicious, it is a video g* me! I spied on him for about 30 minutes and then I saw it, I SAW IT!!! HE WAS PLAYING AS A TERRORIST, MY SON LIED TO ME. HE TRIED TO HIDE THAT HE LIKES KILLING PEOPLE AND THAT HE LIKES BLOWING EVERYTHING UP!!! He thought that he could trick me, but I know the truth about my son and g* mers:

THEY ARE TERRORISTS and this g* me called Counter Strike Global Offensive is nothing but a hub to spread their believs and evil plans!

Ban video games now! Save your children from this evil g* me!
GlobiEnjoyer 1 Jun, 2020 @ 1:38am 
So I was just surfing the web looking for gay midget porn, when I came across this thing called “black people”. Apparently they have dark skin and love chicken. I am mortified. I will not accept anyone who is not a white person. Who made these black people? Who can I contact them and get them to stop? Are they considered people? We can’t stand for this anymore! The blacks have taken to much of out our economy! They took our jobs, our lifestyles, even our wives! I only have 3 wives left! And I don’t even ♥♥♥♥ the other 2! Their just for cleaning and cooking! God I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate America.

Edit: Guys ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop downvoting me it’s just my opinion

Edit: Guys did you even read it? Stop telling me I’m racist when you clearly haven’t read the whole thing!

Edit: Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Christ you guys are retarded. How delusional are you people???

Edit: Okay you people are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ going to far. I’m NOT racist. I litteraly didn’t even say the n word once.
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