After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard wiener push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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npc

smells like cheese

Bred to not wipe

No you're NOT a gamer

I'm so sick of all these people who think they're
gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even
close to being gamers. I see these people saying
"I put well over 100hrs in this game it's great!"
That's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in
all of our games. I see people who only have the
Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come
talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then
we be friends.

Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real
game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The
sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game.
Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games
are NOT.REAL.GAMES. Put down the baby games
and play something that requires challenge and
skill for once.

- sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers