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The only reason, the only reason you’re all laughing is because you don’t understand that I also played in a team before and it’s actually proper CS and not the kind of ♥♥♥♥ you play. I’m not gonna play matchmaking with you all because you’re all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ useless anyway. You know why you’re better than me? Do you know why? Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up you ♥♥♥♥♥. Tell me the answer, come on you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, laugh all you want you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumbasses, honestly, ♥♥♥♥ this. You’re all having a laugh and I’m trying to play a game and actually do something and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ win. ♥♥♥♥ my ♥♥♥♥.

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

I am going to have ♥♥♥ with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion ♥♥♥♥. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have ♥♥♥ with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having ♥♥♥ with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having ♥♥♥ with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have ♥♥♥ with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.

The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have ♥♥♥. When having ♥♥♥ with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have ♥♥♥ in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.


Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for ♥♥♥. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on ♥♥♥♥♥♥ business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having ♥♥♥ with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

-rep hacker