Mr.Derp
The Alchemist
 
 
Don't fall for the "Accidental report" Steam scam. All they want is your account. :papyrus:

Pronouns or sumthin' since my voice is pretty dang high
he/him they/them it/its

Hopefully not a femboy. :DSTghost:
Sedang Offline
Advertisement because I'm broke as heck /:
Greetings, fellow game playing humans!

Do you have no one to talk to? Are you hyper-fixating on something none of your friends care about for whatever reason? Do you need to vent?

Alternatively, do you want to play a bunch of new games, but don't want to buy all of them?

Well, you've come to the right place! My broke :dip:ss self will be your Wilson, your shoulder to cry on, or your bringer of games, depending on what your interested in! For a price, of course.

Disclaimer: I believe you have to be somewhere that uses USD for this to work, unfortunately.


My prices are as follows:

Your Talk Pal: $5 for a Week - 7 Days
(I'm usually online from around 8:00 to 22:00 PST Saturday and Sunday, although we can plan other times through DMs. Only days we actually interact count, not including under one minute reactions or days that are only used for planning when to talk and such.)

Game Library: $5 for Two Weeks - 14 Days or $10 for a Month - 31 Days
(Must change location to not show for steam to think we're in the same location.)


As I have no idea how to use a Paypal or anything like that, I request a valid steam gift card code worth the listed price sent through DMs instead. If the code does not work, you must make sure you have entered it properly, and if you need to give a different code, make sure that one is valid, or I will show and tell you that it is not and cease the current transaction, as I'd rather not go through such a big hassle like that.

If you're worried that I might scam you, worry not, as there is no one forcing you to buy from me!

That's all, folks. Thanks for reading and have a nice day!
ollie da bum 26 Des 2024 @ 5:23pm 
meow mewo mewo
Mr.Derp 24 Des 2024 @ 11:24am 
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76561199811296247 24 Des 2024 @ 11:19am 
I am the Scrap Heap. Give me your scrap.
Mr.Derp 30 Nov 2024 @ 9:38am 
Lol, thank you! :autonautwuv:
76561199482078915 30 Nov 2024 @ 7:00am 
one of the nicest guys i've met on a community server👍
Mr.Derp 17 Nov 2023 @ 2:33pm 
Thanks! :turnipheart: