I sexually identify as a sniper. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of raining clouds of shrapnel down upon my enemies. People say to me that an Earthshaker being a sniper is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a laryngologist install a voice changer in me and a plastic surgeon install goggles and a sniper rifle on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sniper" and respect my right to hoho and haha needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a ballistophobe and need to check your MMR privilege. Thank you