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35 of 50 (70%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 3:42pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 4:40pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 4:42am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2016 @ 7:15am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 3:34am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 5:11pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 1:53pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 25 Feb, 2016 @ 7:58am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 10:45am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2016 @ 3:26am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 9:59am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2017 @ 5:04pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2017 @ 8:50am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2016 @ 5:48am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2016 @ 7:02am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 8:39am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 4:28am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 5:01pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 8:42am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 3:10am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 5:02am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 5:07am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 4:46pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 9:59am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2016 @ 5:32am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 7:25am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 1:22pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 9:23am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2016 @ 1:29pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 10:23am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 5:32am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 4:59pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2016 @ 6:26am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2015 @ 2:58pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2015 @ 6:37am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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