-Billy and Howard are significant...

-Ginger Ale is the hardest-core soda

-S.S. Gofukyaself

-apple says the Jews,
I'd hide your shoes

-"My goal is to piss off as many muslims as I can before they blow themselves up.^^"

-makin meh wai up ur butt, Jennay

-"Have you ever wanted to just roll up your dog like a burrito and let it suffocate a while?"

-"1.3 Attack speed + 20% Crit Chance? Put Berserker + Fury on this thing and it becomes as fast as michael jackson in a kindergarten"

-"All you gotta do is go to the parents' funerals and tell their kids that their parents were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥."

-"Ice cream is full of hope"

-"I just felt my brain quiver and can't feel my will to live anymore cuz I read ur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go die thx"

-"I should watch my own game and make my computer into a ♥♥♥♥ black hole."

-"Wanna buy some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ magic?"

-"'We have to crush the science out of them!'" - Scientist that created the Heliocor"

-"The drop was so intense that my subwoofer inhaled my dog"

-"You just killed their only source of food and yet they'll still unendingly pull sapphires outta their asses and eat snow."

-"Star light, star bright, what's in my soup tonight?"

-"the people at Microsoft only have 2 brain cells left and both are fighting for third place"

-"Steam games are nice
Hitler isn't nice.
Don't be Hitler
Buy me steam games."

-"when your worker brings home 4 potatos after a whole day in the fields so you spot-weld him to your horse and kick 'em off a cliff"

-"i have fourteen cabbage patch kids named merlin and they all have my pubic hair glued to their chest to become real men"

-"everydey i get reemed into the netx week i am thymee trevler and magical fly to nearaway lands where people reem me into the next weeks agen"

-"yetsardey wuz tumorrows friday so its literaly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rn"

-"am 𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖉" (⌐■_■)

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-"I'm square, I'm fair, and I gotta lotta hair!"

- (づ■.■)づ The kids like to call me... useless~ (づ■.■)づ

-"Bones are just hard meat." ~Nill bye

-"WHOLE GRAINS ARE WHOLE BECAUSE THEY RECEIVED A WHOLE LOTTA LOVE!"

-"I am Juan Pablo the ♥♥♥♥, ruler of the Mexican border."

-"If it's not too much to ask, would you mind getting off my planet? Thanks a bunch, cupcake."

-"Let's play footsies till one of us ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dies!"

-"Ha! Get rekt by my incompetence!"

-"Daring nutritionist enjoy Pokemon and love that Timmy actually dressed well." ~Botnik

-"You'll correctly have sex I hope," bachelor edition describes while your sidekick is consuming rather much." ~Botnik

-"The earth is a place called Jupiter."

-"In college I'll be part of one big depression pile! We'll scoop each other off the floor to go places!"

-"Let's play 'What's-in-the-Hole bingo'! I only need 'the neighbor's youngest' and 'the dog's remains' and I win 20 dollars!"

-"Every living thing makes ♥♥♥♥♥♥ noise until it dies."

-"Get riggity rekt by the supertrick."

- Screams in spanish

-"Yeah go ahead and bang that thing on your knee and see what kind of sound it makes."

-"Nah man I'd ♥♥♥♥ ya daddy fo free, ya daddy cute."

-"When the alimony hits harder than your wife."

-"The only way to play Mexican hoopla hoops is with a shotgun. Everyone knows this."

-"The best way to shut a small kid up is to just bend him the wrong way."

-"I eat my gummy vitamins everday cuz I'm losing bone density !!"

-"I love eating my Flinstone Gummy Vits until my ♥♥♥♥ turns purple!"

-"Sometimes I spit gum into old peoples' dencher water to see if they notice the flavor change."

-"The ♥♥♥♥ you mean I sound like an Orca whale when I ♥♥♥♥."

-"So my friend and I were driving to DC and we saw this old guy in the car next to us who was clearly patiently waiting for his heart to stop."

-"so that is a guaranteed foul you get 4 strikes and a chuck-e-cheese token"

-"yea bro lets drink and smoke ill bring gasoline u bring the lighter!"

-"i love when you tease me john but I'm calling the police"

-"id like your councelor's number so i can discuss politics and bed wetting"

-"i reject your view of reality and instead forget about reality"

-"I WON'T HAVE NO PIG HUSTLERS IN THIS BLOODLINE"

-"do ya ever just go to take an average ♥♥♥♥ but it's like more explosive than normal?"

-"hey wanna hear a funny joke cuz my heart just stopped!"

Coughs controllably

-"Dude what do you mean I eat corn chips and bread."

-"Hey Todd. Heyy Toddddd!"
"What"
"♥♥♥♥ you man"

-"Wanna mix and match STDs?"

-"I wipe before I ♥♥♥♥!"

-"detected" ~mexican detector

-"I read on the internet that cold water can fix that!"

-"Why can't one of them just... get hurt?"

-"One could also think of this game as a giant sandbox to play and explore in, a sandbox full of rapists and pedophiles, and you're a six year old boy in a sailor suit."

-"Whatever I just heard, I'd like to unhear please."

-"Did'jya meet lil' jizz napkin?"

-"My hyperrealistic Furby plussie cried 666 liters of blood in 13.72 seconds."

-"Breasticles to testicles: my transgender story"

-"wanna see me diddle myself with froyo?"

-"ever just throw your hamster into a sock and beat him against the desk?"

-"Your first exam was last week. 7 of you have already failed. If you receive a zero on your first three exams, you will automatically receive a computer file that contains a lecture on how to use a computer. Your final exam will require you to conceptualize a computer that can only be used on Mondays."

-"Cory, your mother and I decided to give your birthday to Eric
*Eric rolls right off the table"

-"To quote Shakespeare: 'Ima fart in your mouth'"

-"we'll be like the men in black only instead of aliens we'll slay thots and instead of black we wear low quality sweatpants" -Kyle

-"I'm dirt *clap clap* take that"

-"bob the built is totally smiling even though his heart is totally failing!"

-"Horton hears a flatline"

-"What're ya gonna do ♥♥♥♥♥♥? Spit and blow bubbles?"

-"I rely on female oppression to catch Pokemon!"

-"Ya know, you're the thing that extinguishes the light at the end of the tunnel"

-"disrespect me again and I'll determine your body's resonant frequency and play a jaunty horn solo that boils your miserable organs inside out"

-"ever blow so much out of your ass that you get tired and take a nap?"

-"Is the plural of a peacock peacakes?"

-"I'm gonna smack my lips till you have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seizure"

-"Yo I had a stroke on Saturday because it was a double xp weekend"

-"That's my ham wallet... and that's my ham!!"

-"Beexcellent"

-"I hate the balls! They get soggy when I spit on them!"

-"'Call Center Noise Cancelling Corded Monaural Headset Headphone with Mic Microphone with USB Plug-' I do love a good mic microphone in my headset headphones"

-"The American's fought at Fort Burger in 19! It was there that the first dad asked, 'Are ya winnin' son?'"

-"Listen, you're going to hell either way and the only question now is when. And I can make that now with a single punt if you don't shut the ♥♥♥♥ up"

-"HNNGG step on meeee"

-"My electives include speed torah reading, tackle jenga, and taking a bath. My foreign language is enchanting table. I have a B."

-"free me from this flesh prison"

The sequels to 'Horton hears a flatline' include:
-Horton kills his penpal. Why Horton?
-Horton gets an edema and its really bad
-Horton underpays a sex worker
-Horton defies God. Again.
-Horton condemns sinners
-Horton manhandles a chimpanzee
-Horton commits tax fraud

-"I hit my wife then I hit the juul then I left my kids at the preschool"

-"I like stinky women"

-"I'm sweatier than a pedophile at a Wiggle's concert!"