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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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and then a boy came up his name was bruce wayne and then a batman come up and he was like yea my parents are dead yea and bruce was like who are you and then batman was like i'm your mom ow yea you got owned ow yea suck it and then bruce did and he cried after and then he decided to never tell someone of this day ever that he sucked it but at the moment a caterpillar with a pipe went to him and was like ow you sucked it you scrub ow ownage yea now suck it and he did and then he cried again and cried until he died and when he died batman was like oh yea get owned you died sucking a caterpillar oprah has nothing on you oh yea get owned suck it miley cyrus and miley cyrus did happily and she didn't stop for 3 days and on the third day she was surprised when batman was like oh yea i'm the best and the miley jumped on him and the went at it again the end 2 days later

that rafael would do such a thing and then he said when you a turtle mom are the best you can get and then the other three where like dude there female fine female turtles in the base you just didn't know because you have been messing around with moms lately then rafael was like my life is a mess then he killed himself with he mans laser chest cannon thing and he man self destructed after that the ninja turtle where sad other than leonardo he was like yay more women you me wow and then he rushed to the base and when he came back he took raphael turtle woman for himself.

later that day the power ranger were like no but the teenage mutant ninja turtle were like oh hey power ranger in a turtley he man like voice and when this happened he man truly come and was like dude that was beauti fully done man all you need is to be a spaceman and you could totally be like me and the rafael was like i don't want to be like you you ♥♥♥ and then he want into the sewers then he man was like good get back in the sewer you sewer turtle then rafael broke through the ground and sewer water went all over he man malfunctioning he got a pokeflute to play then a snorlax woke up and you mom crush he man and then rafael played the pokeflute and your mom woke up again but this time she was so mad she want to battle the radial gave her a taste of his master ball and she was found in the ball for life and after this all the other ninja turtle were disgusted

the cat would say and wake her up and as some as he would wake up the cat would punch her in the face and knock her out of oblivion and when he was knocked out of obilain she would see the craziest things like a cat was punching his dog and the dog would die and she would die from crying all the augwa from his body and a pickle would come into sight and the pickle was golden and it felt a sight of hope to live for and the dream would end and he was left wondering dum dum dum go go power rangers and then they came and fought a dinosaur from the future and the dinosaur was like roar and the power rangers where like raw rrrrrrrr and the dinosaur was like ah run and the power ranger where like no die and the dinosaur was like i'm not a dinosaur i'm just a woman and the power rangers were like die and the the woman died.

k trillion pieces of yogurt but with the explosion the box disappeared and the golden pickle was gone in angry the exploded the world and the world was blue inside so he was so mad he exploded the sun and the sun was purple in angry he exploded the moon and the moon was made of dust and he was sad she transformed back to his normal form and she was small again. and on the day the universe though of him as a she monsters and her ca was evil to them to because the cat was a ocomp is at least that what they thought he was but she knew the truth and the cat was evil the cat at night would go to her bedroom and scratch him to once per night in the same spot so it would never heal muhahahahahahahaha

you live happily ever after the end ha you that the was the end this sentence will continue so after that they were very happy until they ate all the pickles i the world and on hungry despair they died in a water of the sea and the sea was a blue peanut butter pie and the pie was a fearful sight it would eat all pie love tell they loved no more hahahahahahahahahahahahaha and the pie was as big as the sky and in the sky there was a floating bax and in the box it had a pickle in it the golden pickle the family ran at the sight and within their running they had found a pie there and they decided that there was only one thing they could down climb up the pie and as they climbed the pie was in a range of attack she attacked them all and kill them all of them but one he became so mad she transformed into the milk and he punched the pie and as she hit her his fist caught on fire and they explodes the pie into 25 billion

and you would go to the restroom and eat them all the pickles you brought within the first day you were out of pickle for you wouldnt could eat other food in life for you would die you were allergic to all other things but pickles and pickle juice and there were only owly one way to survive for the door was locked and you couldn't go home at all for the owners of the house trapped you the pickle family had 70 thousand kids. he thought if i only ate 4 a day they wouldn't notice but that didn't work out you ate all 70 thousand in one week and you had to live here for another day you whet and look at there sad parents and bite their heads off pickle juice was everywhere you drank it all then you ate them off and then the whole family loved you they brought out all of the pickles hey hide and then you figured out that the pickle family was eating pickles to the pickle family really had 2 billion children in it then so that last day so that is why you say nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

when you're in a pickle cousins want to come over you tell them nooooooooooooooooooooooo cause you eat pickles at a daily matter day in day out so if you don't want a pickle you can't and if they come over you will eat them so you so dearly don't want to eat them so you dont let them in until the day when christmas comes around and you have a christmas feast you would not believe how hungry you become when you see them there your start to hungrier at sight for the family don't eat pickles for they are there and don't want to make them sad so you hid pickle in our pockets for the house smell of pickle because of the family of pickle

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i give blowjobs when im given anal by *interrupted* "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WHAT IF WE HAD NO MOON?"

i like chicken mcnuggets but i like mcribbs more B)