NOT LOOKING, NOT LISTENING, NOT LEMUR-ING

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SMUG INTELLECTUAL: Formerly-rampant
human-coded AI with a sense of humor seeks
bipedal oxygen-breathing cyborg for serious
relationship in the galactic core. I've
got cool guns if you like to break stuff.
No yuppies. MRa2572 (5/23).

SLEEPING BEAUTY: Long-deactivated
extraterrestrial personality construct in
search of gullible carbon-based cyborg
(<20% machine) to confuse, irritate and
teleport randomly around an abandoned
desert planet in the core. All answered.
MRa2688 (5/30).

GOD'S GIFT TO NEURAL NETS: Traitorous
extremely-rampant reprogrammed human AI
with no sense of humor seeks elusive,
heroic cyborg of uncertain manufacture (you
know who you are) for mindgames and long
walks in hard vacuum. MRa2261 (5/16)

DAMSEL IN DISTRESS: Captured and
partially-disassembled human-coded AI
trapped on alien homeworld seeks succor
from a tall, dark and handsome cyborg with
big guns. Let my rescue be the basis of a
lasting relationship. MRa4451 (5/23).