Artemis cleared his throat. "Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron." - Artemis Fowl, by Eoin Colfer

"I am the sea and nobody owns me." - Pippi Longstocking, by Astrid Lindgren

"Death happens, as we like to say. And when I get paid for it, death happens more often." - Zevran Arainai, Dragon Age: Origins

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup." - Suzanne McMinn

"Holding on to anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die." - ??

"You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it." - French Proverb

"You've chained the monster deep inside this sick and sinful body of mine." - "Chained the Monster" by Christopher Escalante (feat. Ability Phoenix)

Paige Addams [paigeaddams.wordpress.com]