Recent reviews by DJ Daddy Cumdumpster

It's a good emulator. That's really all I can say.

Let me get you in on a few selling points:

• THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MUSIC IS GREAT ♥♥♥♥. I just want to buy the music.
  
• I, generally, like the art. Gets my ♥♥♥♥ a bit hard, but it's nothing superb.

I dunno, man. It ended up being pretty disappointing in the end. Although, there are upsides:

1. It's not total and complete puppet mastery stuff. It's more akin to "real" (as a parallel of how it's theorized to work) hypnotism (more like a bit of manipulation per somebody getting drunk and the effects staying put). In another sense, think of condensed-timespan dating; 4 days of this way translates to a 5-6 year point in a relationship (If we aren't considering the "incest"(nice dodge of the label; it's half-assed, but, unfortunately more just a PR eventuality) and the "slave to my ♥♥♥♥" mentality).
   
2. The pool of fetishes lies somewhere around BDSM, and it stays around that area; while I, personally, am not into it, the story envelopes itself a sticky and gooey mess of a good lot of aspects of BDSM.
   
3. Everyone is on the ♥♥♥♥ list, including orgy stuff.
   
4. Voiced

While these are fine, let me go into a bit of the bad aspects of each Positive point:

1. This is less of a complaint about this specific point, but more of a general notion heavily linked to this point (if that didn't make sense, let me know/ hear me out still/ ignore this preface): The short time span in the setting makes it seem more like nukige-ish H-game stuff (I have a much bigger point about the whole thing coming later, but it's easier to address this point now). (Not really spoilers because it's all exposition information) The writing and story gives you a reason to dislike/hate the character list; that leads to the D in BDSM. It makes you quickly empathize with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ family life he has (NOT THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ METHOD TO SOLVE IT), but it kind of feels a bit unearned: cheap, quick association (which is a side effect of simple characters) of characteristics to characters (it seems like they're too simplified); obvious problems in the familial relationship that almost become a bit unreasonable/absurd to believe that it realistically wouldn't be solved by someone( else)'s intervention. In short, I could say the setup is a bit unrealistic leading to stereotypes (mostly flat, with you changing the dynamics of their character), instead of characters, being the objects of affection.
   
2. I meant it when I said
   "the story envelopes itself a sticky and gooey mess of a good lot of aspects of BDSM"; It gets into aspects of it. I'm not saying it needs to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hardcore as ♥♥♥♥, but in the short run of playtime you get out of this, it seems that the scope of the erotic nature of the game is like a light application of BDSM. It doesn't really dive much into fetishes outside of this area, besides incest. The whole feeling of the ero-stuffings like getting into ankle-level water at the pool, staying there for an hour, and leaving with the idea that you've been getting the full experience of going to the pool.
   
3. Orgy happens only after you play through once for each. It just feels a little pointless to get so far with absolutely everyone, only to figure out that only one person can be "truly" chosen per playthrough.
   
4. Some of the voice lines for the mom and the younger sister seemed bad. Two characters have the same voice actor (which is neato), but it seemed like the two voices were too similar at points. I believe it was, the Mother's voice actor had some volume problem or something because everybody else was soo much louder.

Considering all of that, You would have to wade through this game's structure:

• We have a pattern of
  
  1. Dialogue for a while
     
  2. choice of girl
     
  3. quiz (hypno scenes)
     
  4. repeat
• The endings are based on a point system, but the hypno scenes seem so lame because the choice tree is heavily weighted on this part of the game, which, sort of, begs the question: why wouldn't it be more over the top to be a nukige game or why couldn't the current game be expanded to better fit the title of an H-Game (game being a bigger length and depth (yeah, I get that dating sims aren't nukige and VNs are, well, bigger in scope and envelope the all of the terms and genres talked about here (but are still specifications in genre): as dating sim, this would be lacluster in details, stats, activities, reward cgs, and player effort; as a VN, it fits, but that's like calling video games software: you're not wrong, but it's vague as ♥♥♥♥. ))

Let's get some last minor pros and cons:

• I'm gonna mention the wondeful music again; I like winter themes: IT'S THE WHOLE OST.
  
• I like big boobs a load (and loads on big boobs), even at these sizes. It's a preference thing (I mean, we all hit a limit somewhere). If you don't care for it, that's all good too; there are smaller options in the game: twin and younger sis.

AFTER ALL OF THAT, I would say give it a shot if you're into the BDSM stuff, or slightly interested in BDSM. Otherwise, wait for a sale if you really want a neato H-game. I dunno, do you bumbies want like a score or letter grade?
Hmm... give it a 7832489% out of 100 and a letter grade of QJK+.
How about I hide it somewhere in the review, so that you actually read it, as opposed to just looking for a quick number as a reason to dismiss/validate the purchase of this game.





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I thought that this game would blow ass: minecraft shooter ♥♥♥♥, promises ofplaying with the developer on thursday nights, and dead as ♥♥♥♥ servers for online play.

I was proven wrong on all accounts (well, about the bad game perspective).

This one guy has such an amazing dedication to this game. He DOES show up for the Thursday night events; he'll answer questions, take criticisms, and make jokes, all while competently playing the game with you.

The servers aren't full 100% of the time, but they aren't empty either. I've managed to find people playing games, as well as having people show up when I host a game.

The minecraft block style barely bothers me, since I've never been opposed to the idea of using that type of asthetic/modeling; it more depends on how most developers have used it: making more minecraft clones or appealing to minecraft 8-year-olds. I'm not saying that this doesn't appeal to those demographics, but it helps to not make it just Minecraft again. This criticism is more passively deterred, rather than a full subversion of expectations. To be fair, the original criticism/view was more cynical (general blankets about similarities to other games barely help consumers/readers get a fair understanding of said subject) than it was to be considered genuinely constructive.

All in all, there are plenty of other games that could fill this job in my library, but I appreciate the price as a frugal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

If you want a list of words and phrases to attach your opinion to (buzzwords) due to low attention spans, then I'll be an E3 presenter for you after the colon: cheap, multiplayer, level editor, ZOMBIES, enjoyable, cucked, community events, online, add bots, thicc blocc.

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I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love it. I get to test out board games that I haven't played yet, and I plan D&D stuff with this ♥♥♥♥.

I honestly kind of enjoy this game on how stupid and confusing the concept is, but just having single player time trials as your only mode is weak. I would recommend this game to everybody if there was a multiplayer mode; it would be the dumbest ♥♥♥♥, but I would enjoy it. Would it make it a good game? No. Would it increase replayability? Hell yes. I would get as many people together for Pongo weekends and ♥♥♥♥. It's so hard to sell this to someone else without entertaining the thought that you don't know who this is marketed to. Develop an online/multiplayer mode, and I would definitely give more of a ♥♥♥♥ as opposed to just saying how ridiculous this concept is.

A beautifully crafted and immersive first person shooter that touches on the subtleties of racism in modern America.

10/10

soooooo gooodly

This game is titties.

I LOVE THE POOP OUT OF THIS GAME!