IT WOULD BE MY FIRST TIME TRIPPIN.WE HAD GOTTEN THE SHROOMS THE DAY BEFORE. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I TOOK IN MEASURES.I ATE TWO LITLLE BAGGIES.EACH HAD TWO CAPS AND THREE STEMS.I USED THE ORANGE JUICE TRICK TO GET THEM DOWN.I THOUGHT THEY DIDN'T TASTE SO BAD.ABOUT A HOUR AFTER EATEN THE THINGS.I STARTED TO FELL A BODY BUZZ.THE 10 MINUTES LATER IT HIT.EVERY THING SEEMED REALLY WEIRD.MY FRIEND HAD THIS REALLY CRAZY LOOKIN GORILLA HEAD THAT WAS MADE FROM A COCONUT HUSK.I PLAYED WITH IT FOR A WHILE.THEN IT GOT THIS REALLY BIG GRIN ON IT,THAT FREAKED ME OUT SO I THREW IT.THE FIVE OF US GUYS DECIDED WE WRE HUNGRY.SO WE WENT DOWN TO THE KITCHEN.I LOOKED IN THE FRIG,THERE WAS NOTHING THER TO EAT.SO I TOLD MY FRIEND THAT I WAS HUNGRY AND THAT I WANTED SUSHI.SO I STUCK MY HAND IN HIS AQURIUM AND TRIED TO EAT HIS GOLDFISH.I MISSED THREE TIMES IN A ROW SO I GAVE UP.I RETURNED TO THE LIVING AND GOT INTO A FIGHT OVER JELLO.IN THE END I SPLIT IT WITH ONE OFF MY FRIENDS.WE RETURNED TO THE BEDROOM WHERE I JUST SAT ON THE FLOOR.I LOOKED AT MY FRIENDS WOOD PANEL DOOR,AND SAW FACES CRYING OUT FOR HELP AND BLOOD SEEPING UNDERNEATH HIS DOOR.THUS WAS REALLY COOL LOOKING TO ME.THEN ONE OF MY CALLE DHIS GIRLFRIEND,WHILE HE ROLLED A JOINT.HE TALKED THEY PASSED IT AROUND.I ONLY TOOK TWO HITS.THEN I REMEMBER MAKING A COMMENT ABOUT HOW HIS GIRLFRIEND WEARS A SIZE 0.BECAUSE SHE DOES.THEN HE GOT REALLY MAD AND WANTED TO FIGHT.[HE WAS JUST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WITH ME BUT AT THE TIME I THOUGHT HE WAS SERIOUS].THEN ME AND ONE OF THE OTHER GUYS DECICED TO GO FOR A WALK.WE WENT OUTSIDE,AND THE TREES WERE LOOMING IN ON ME.AND THERE WERE ALL THESE PEOPLE LOOKING AT US.I WAS THINKING TO MYSELF,IT IS 1:OO A.M ,WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING OUT HERE.WE WALKED FOR WHAT SEEMED LIKE A HOUR,BUT WE WRE ONLY 5 FEET AWAY FROM THE HOUSE.THEN I SAW A DEAD MIDGET IN A TUXEDO,BEHIND MY FRIENDS HOUSE.I FELT SAD THEN.THE REST OF THE NIGHT WAS A BLUR.I REMEMBER GETTING EVERYONE TO SMELL MY FINGER.[BECAUSE I HAD FINGERED MY GIRLFRIEN EARLIER THEAT NIGHT].ONE GUY PLAYED ALONG ,AND SAID IT SMELL LIKE BUTTERSCOTCH.[IF ANYONE HAS SEEN THE MOVIE 'KIDS' THEN THEY GET THE JOKE].IN ALL IT WAS A GREAT NIGHT THAT I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER.I CAN'T WAIT TO THE NEXT TRIP. PEACE. LIFE IS TO SHORT SO LOVE THE ONE YA GOT-BRAD NOWELL

im like a gamer muslim girl and like evry time i play roblox (its a rreal game shut up) everyone is like "show me ur tits" or "allahu akbar!!" but like i dont even kno what either of those mean (like wat???) but those arnt even the worst ones like they sometime say thing like "go back to isis" like thats very rude like my uncle is in isis and like i already visited him like a month ago so like why would i go again (like wat????) and like isis is pretty cool actually so like why do people ahte it?? also like when i play call of duty (im only 12 and my mom dosnt let me play im such a rebel XDD) ppl tell me to like turn off my voice changr and its like its my real voice how can i change it (like wat??) and lik they aslo say like "trump will kik you out" but like i support donald trump so like why would he kick me out (like wat??) anyway like it sucks to be a gamer muslim girl


Caught my gf pooping...so I broke up with her. She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the ♥♥♥ up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ log, ♥♥♥♥♥ u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U ♥♥♥♥♥, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im breaking up with u u some kinda poop ♥♥♥♥♥. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a woman who doesnt poop.