The internet has tought me a few life lessons

1. All russians are trained hit men
2. Never trust a russian
3. If you hear someone speaking russian RUN AS FAST AND AS FAR AS YOUR LEGS WILL CARRY YOU
4. It dosnt matter how far you run, once a russian has your scent he will find you and he will kill you
6. To spot a russian is easy, his vocabulary mostly consists of the words ''♥♥♥♥ блят'' which is a native word in russian pronouced ''sooka blyat'' in english, good luck and maybe you will survive your incounter with a russian