Hourglasses. What are they? Why do we need them? How do we use them?
I will tell you,TIS THE AGE OF A DARKNESS!! Time has not only become a part of our society, but it has become the ruling force in the future. It is well known that humans have an inact fear of time running out, so how do we make more you may ask? YOU CANNOT. This is how time has entwined us to a time of slavery. You have many questions i presume and i am willing to answer them all. You may think that i am here to save the future...BUT you are wrong, i am just here to watch the world burn and "chill" at life, have a very eventful apocalypse to everyone and me, may time be ever in your favor, for if not then i can assure you that you won't be having a good time.™
Ps.TRADEMARKING IZ ALSO MY THING,TOUCH MAH STUFF AND IMA BITE YOUR LEG OFF AND FEED IT TO MY PET HAMSTER, Guapo.

TIS THE TIME OF SECOND EDITS!!!! Time,second,get it? Oh how lovely,i'm a funny. But enough of this,as you may one day or already know,i am quite the pervert,so when i see a work of art made out of words,i must spread such a beauty to the world! So here,a beautiful quote from a not-so-perverted anime/manga that caught my eye:
"Virginity is a 'bad thing' these days. Every day, we of the Japanese Imperial Demon Army encourages couples to come together. The world has already ended once. It was ravaged by an unknown virus. Monsters appeared suddenly and killed more people. Now, the human population has been reduced to a mere fraction of what it once was. Beyond those walls lie blasted wastelands and crumbling ruins overrun with monsters. This world of ours... no longer welcomes humanity. We of the Japanese Imperial Demon Army are bringing the remnants of humanity together to reproduce so that we can take over the world! Breed for us, civilians! Multiply! Make more babies for the sake of the Demon Army! Long live premarital and illicit relationships!!"--Shinoa to Yū, Chapter 3, "The Demon in your Heart"

Hello there, tis I again. BUT, i must say it is for a short time this time, for time is of the essence!! So here, a few inspiring quotes that i have personally taken to heart:

EDITZ GALLOUR(wrongly spelled A** Hole...)!!! So i was applying to this place and they wanted to know why I was the ideal candidate for the position(cook)...MY ANSWER:
"Potatoes. My potatoes are delicious when cooked by me. Much experience with cooking potatoes, I can teach how to cook great potato dish from homeland."

"There should be money under the arms even among friends" -Yotaro Rindo from world trigger

"greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his life for his friends" -a lamenter, probably

"I do what I want, and I like what I do" -Marneus Augustus Calgar

"Lost time cannot be recovered, but better times can always be found." -Radomus from pokemon reborn

"Kindness is like snow. It beautifies everything it covers, yet It gets muddy when people drive on it." -Kahlil Gibran + Anon