"what did the cat say to the mango? caesium" - Locke October 2015
"SHUT UP I'M ROAMING" - hadzyy 2018
"why can't I pick up rook armour??" - brun0 2019
"Yo why are you so scared of doorways bro" - unknown July 2019
"Good ♥♥♥♥ now run into it" - unknown September 20th 2019
"Not to get political or anything, but what the ♥♥♥♥ is a guitar" - Locke 9/21/19
"come here terremorphus spike tentacle:: hello daddy terremorphus tentacle" - sneakyturtle 9/24/19
"yeah yeah she's bisexual she likes both men and guys" - me early October
"you can't hear my dad if he's inside of me" - chad 10/16/19
"imagine if I pee'd out of this straw" - Ari 10/30/19
"is he walling... in doktors curse?" - fawwx 10/30/19
"I never pull out.. * he sadly looks over to his eight children*" - Chad, on Locke 10/31/19
"it just sounds like an autistic generator" - Chad 10/31/19
"Is that all you do is cry?" -BillyTheDon. 11/8/19
"it's not fair I can't move" - fawwx 11/11/19
"i am full of blind" - sneakyturtle 11/13/19
"xj it's 4v4" - me 11/15/19
"what went wrong that round guys?..... also Wamai where are you running? from your problems?" me 12/19/19
"Wait-" "nope" *gets removed from call* - TummyTimeIan and Egor Chernov 12/19/19
"No its a logsled..." "Then its a logsled?" - Cyanide944 1/2/20
"which came first the carpet or the chair?... or the person who alt tabbed" - Charlie 1/2/20
"do you have chemistry with any girls?" "yeah i have it with Ms. Heany" - Catfish 1/3/20
"alright bernlin wall time" - sneakyturtle 1/9/20
"i'm on a box" - fawxx 1/10/20
"we're gonna come to your house and pee on you" - complex 1/10/20
"are you pleasureious?" - complex 1/14/20
"i'm severely addicted to penile erections" - sneakyturtle 1/23/20
"I can't use it though... because of... NHL?" - sneakturtle 1/25/20
"Alex watch out they spotted me I think they're hacking" - Locke 1/29/20
"I eat breakfast in the morning" - TummyTimeIan 1/30/2020
"can i talk now" - TummyTimeIan 2/7/2020
"Roblox has better girls than real life" - TummyTimeIan 2/13/20
"use your big brain against this" - TummyTimeIan 2/14/20
"thats how you know he's trying to be cool" -SwedishLocke 3/1/20
"ddosing is not the same as gary busey" - SwedishLocke 3/19/20
"what if you change it to caiman my ass" - SwedishLocke 4/19/20
"Abstinence is my fetish" - Caleb 5/3/20
"he's hacking whatever" - SwedishLocke 6/14/20
"i beat the sh*t out of my mom" - complex 6/25/20
"guys I hear door pls do not go" - Demon 7/16/20
"gotta go do my forearm strokes" - Me 7/20/20
"ANNIKA HOW DO GAYYYYYYYYY" - Ashe 8/24/20
"you just sat under hatch and spammed h" - Locke 8/30/20
"death must be glorious because they don't come back ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" - Steven Bertucci 9/10/20
"yeah I watched omelet" "...macbeth?" - sneakyturtle and fawxx 10/4/20
"*in nestle crunch theme* thats why I love...pie" -fawxx 12/11/20
"can i have a buy?" "sure heres your buy" *heals him* - fawxx and Locke 2/20/21
"this is the hardest boss in the game" "wow this is so easy... what is going on??!" - Kudda and complex 3/13/21
"i'm going to retire for the night and read a book, kush do you know what reading is?" - Kush's dad 5/23/21
"im going to massage the corn out of my boob" - complex 6/1/21
"there was a luxurious family who owned a RECTANGULAR house and their kids got kidnapped there was a butler a maid and a gardener. the butler was in the library, the maid was cleaning the corners, and the gardener openly admits to kidnapping and raping the kids. who did it? 'the maid because there arent any corners'" - me and complex 6/7/21
"what the hell is cringe" - stepdad 6/7/21
"does anybody else have muted Kush" -complex 6/7/21
"I smoked those kids, I railed some kids" - Locke 7/7/21
"you guys okay with my playing cypher?" "NO IM NOT OKAY WITH PLAYING SMOKES" - random and Schnitz
"guys what is oregan oo tang?" - George 7/24/21
"did you guys know you can walk to wine" - Locke 8/14/21
"he didnt even sneeze" - fawxx 9/2/21
"it's been glad knowing you" - complex 12/16/21
"doesn't matter he has the power of brainpower" - Bodo 12/29/21
"bro i'm resisting right now" - Bodo 1/6/22
"whats up with these cypher moroccan ♥♥♥♥♥ with their dial up internet" - Locke 1/9/22
"why are you not on top of me right now" - Ian 1/11/22
"Alexander you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fat" - Ian 1/11/22
"your dad is my bottom" - Fl3x 4/9/22
"i just used my dog and now i'm racist towards mexican people" - Bodo 5/16/22
"don't pick up his vandal, its cursed with 1000 years of baiting" - Bodo 7/7/22
"my nights are fluid, much like my ♥♥♥♥♥" - Anonymous 4/27/24
"are you interested in doing anything you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bird" - Locke 1/8/2025