Listen here YOU LITTLE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. You don't know ♥♥♥♥ about the realities of Airsoft war. Airsoft war is hell. You get separated from your squad. The enemy is closing in on you, and you're down to the last pellet. You've got two options. You turn that airsoft pistol on yourself and pull the trigger, taking yourself out of the game and letting your team down LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥, or you go down fighting like a true ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Airsoft warrior!
SUDDENLY YOUR'E SURROUNDED. YOU DO A FRONTFLIP ROLL AND SHOOT ONE OF THEM IN THE SAFETY GOGGLES. IT RICHOCHETS OFF AND HITS ONE OF HIS TEAM MATES. 2 DOWN, 3 TO GO.

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