STOP RIGHT THERE!

Aye, I mean ya', heretic...



Are ye havin' yersaelf a crisis of faith?
Burnin' yer wee lil hands waeldin' those blasphemin' pyromancy flames?
Tirin' o' bein' shower't in cascades of soul magickes?
Too damn good to be fight'n withe a sword, are ye?

Allow y'erself to listen, heed these words long forgotte...

Aye, come hither... Lend an ear so my words be a boon to ye...

The secret be...
... PURE FAITH ...

Now don't tarry, laddies, go'er thither or you'll be flagellated if ye can't PVP with LIGHTNING SPEARS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!

Now, show the entire world wot it means to be nothin' but a ♥♥♥♥♥♥' lightnin' stake spamming ♥♥♥♥♥ boi!