Recent reviews by SmoochieBoochies

I'm doing my part!

Can't recommend this game. Huge fan of 1 and 2 between both i have almost 800 hours. Problem with this game for me is the bugs and the load times. I sat there for 10 minutes waiting for this game to load just for it to crash. Then the bugs from buildings not getting built when i click them, certain menu options are very hard to hover over(nurgle menu for building is a ♥♥♥♥♥ to stay open), and then just general crashes. On top of that NO MORTAL EMPIRES! You have created all these races which I PAID for just for me not to be able to play with them in mortal empires. Shameful.

Another problem is how choppy the game feels after I start gaining territory. Or when I'm trying to view the map or move around in combat. I run a decent card and I should not have to run this game on low for it to work.

The game makes me sad because they started putting in other races i wanted to play and also took a deep delve into chaos just for me to get 3 turns within an hour. I'm tired of gamer developers crunching games out and not fixing bugs and charging a PREMIUM for their games. until they fix the bugs its going to collect dust in my collection which is a piss off.

Get your ♥♥♥♥ together Creative Assembly. This type of development and optimisation is not appropriate for a AAA title game for a AAA title price.

This game is very much like the original but a few exceptions. None the less the game has a back story and gives you many many options on customizing and assembling a team. The multiplayer is great but some thing definately need to be nerfed. I love the fact you view your base like its an ant hole from the side as if you cut an ant hill in halve. The TBS fundamental are great, Myself for one love turn-based games. This game isnt for people who cant think steps ahead of their opponents. If your the type of person who wants to run in and shoot the first thing that moves Do not even buy this game, cause you will lose alot of mean and alot of money early and quickly. I have seen the expansion to this game and it looks like they have worked out quite afew things as well as added new things such as mutations. I give this game a solid 8.5/10 the .5 cause i dont feel like its quite like a 9 due to the game needs major nerfs for multiplayer and some minor glitches. And the fact you only get 6 guys where as the original you get around 20.....

This game is only in pre-alpha and i already got my moneys worth. It has tonnes of potential and it's PRE-ALPHA!!! I was sold as soon as i seen when you chop down a tree it falls and you pick up the logs from it. Sorry rust and minecraft, move over cause once this game gets online co op or multiplayer your days are through. The concept is amazing and makes a lot sense.

Why not have cannibals and mutants on an island.
Have you run out of energy die from being poisoned or cold.
Use fire to scare away cannibals.
Cook and eat rabbits and lizards.
Swim with killer sharks (NOT RECOMMENDED).
Build an effigy from cannibal body parts.

In less than a year this game will be even 10x better than it is now, It does need work that is for sure but within the first month, they already fixed quite afew bugs and tweaked it to be even more fluid. This is the game everyone was waiting for.

excellent game, decent story line, mechanics are okay, turn based style warfare mechanics. Gameplay that has to grow on you. Square Enix made so game is a FF style game but with different battle mechanics