Recent reviews by ALoadOfGuff

Now that the game is actually playable (for the most part, just add an offline mode ffs it's in the damn files), I can easily say this has some of the most well-crafted gameplay I've experienced in years.

All of the heists (despite only 8 at launch) are well-crafted and feel unique from one another (unlike 2's whopping 5 bank heist variations and 4 stores), leading me to already accrue 20+ hours of gameplay already playing each one only a handful of times. Loud at higher difficulties feels much more fair this time around rather than just overwhelming you with a million specials at once. Stealth actually feels like a feature now instead of an afterthought. The reworked skill trees/perks system feel much more thought-out and balanced compared to the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that 2 eventually became where like 80% of it was useless. It really feels like they modernized every aspect they could for the current year and its really all I wanted from a follow-up.

The game definitely has its issues right now (No Offline, Questionable XP progression, No VOIP & Generally Lacking UI) but I feel it's all gonna be stuff that gets improved over the next few months as they've already confirmed a few QoL patches coming soon. I really hope this game makes a strong recovery despite its atrocious few launch days because it has so much potential inside of it to be the next big thing like PD2 was years ago

2015 called, they want their epic youtuber rage-bait game back

No More Heroes but for really gay people

Game developer makes worst business decisions ever; asked to leave Steam

Ok I was originally just gonna give it a positive review for the peak character designs alone but what was that literal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of an ending??? Like I was just dead the entire time apparently and caused the shadow realm to open up and then it just hard cuts to a FNF jumpscare as credits roll??? Bro?????

The length and literal baby difficulty could be forgiven if it wasn't painfully uninspired

This is one of the few games in existence where I can't see how anyone couldn't enjoy it

How the hell is this a Ubisoft product? Genuinely the best motivator I've had for learning guitar in a hot minute. A real shame they abandoned it for The Wiggles Fanclub subscription service 2 years ago.

The fact that NIN both starts and ends the game is enough to get my recommendation

Strictly giving this a positive review because they made Anubis Rex beatable w/o frame-perfect precision