Recent reviews by ALoadOfGuff

No More Heroes but for really gay people

Game developer makes worst business decisions ever; asked to leave Steam

Ok I was originally just gonna give it a positive review for the peak character designs alone but what was that literal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of an ending??? Like I was just dead the entire time apparently and caused the shadow realm to open up and then it just hard cuts to a FNF jumpscare as credits roll??? Bro?????

The length and literal baby difficulty could be forgiven if it wasn't painfully uninspired

This is one of the few games in existence where I can't see how anyone couldn't enjoy it

How the hell is this a Ubisoft product? Genuinely the best motivator I've had for learning guitar in a hot minute. A real shame they abandoned it for The Wiggles Fanclub subscription service 2 years ago.

The fact that NIN both starts and ends the game is enough to get my recommendation

Strictly giving this a positive review because they made Anubis Rex beatable w/o frame-perfect precision

As someone thats never been super into Animal Crossing or any sort of Roguelike, I'm still trying to figure out how I've already gotten 10+ hours into the game

One of the rare occasions where my only complaint with a game is that it's too short for its own good. Outside of that however, this is the best movement system I've experienced in any game ever and I hope they make some kind of DLC or even a sequel in the future