From the village hidden in da ♥♥♥♥♥

Hey girl are you a school? Because I wanna shoot kids inside you.

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*DEAD* Call_me_trotty™ : bunny hoping in comp?
*DEAD* Call_me_trotty™ : thats not possible
purpleduck : cool aim bro! where did you download it from?
*DEAD* Msytical AK-47 : ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hacks
Msytical AK-47 : sick lock on ♥♥♥♥♥
MasterFTU : Blithering ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
MasterFTU : chansey suck
MasterFTU : he is an idiot hacker


How to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ tier brain dead gamer like 80% of the people on CS:GO:
1. Have a laptop with integrated graphics and a single core CPU.
2. You will need a top notch microphone for CS:GO in order to communicate and hear other idiots. A Mcdonalds happy meal mic should do.
3. A sick gaming chair, I personally own a crackerbarrel rocking chair.
4. A desk, I believe an unsanded piece of wood should do the trick.
5. A mouse and keyboard ONLY TOP NOTCH. Check out my sponsor @goodwill, they happen to sell top notch keyboards and mices for the low.
6. You must have motivation. Eat, sleep, and playing CS:GO are the only 3 things that you should do. If you are not up till 5am putting together CS:GO strats, you will never make it.
7. You must have some type of mental disorder and/or low IQ.
8. Lastly, you must be a frail ass pasty ass kid that hasn't ever seen daylight, uses his monitor to tan, and eats nothing but hot cheetos. If your keyboard isn't covered in hot cheeto dust then you ain't ♥♥♥♥.