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Hey looks like we are both fellow jelqers! Want to join my community colleges local jelqing club? We meet 5 days a week for our after school group jelq session. It really helps us with our exams and best of all we get to really get to know one another. I think you would fit right in with us! We also join the national jelqing competition every year. It's totally optional but from what I've heard about you, you're proclaimed as "God's Angriest Jelqer" and I've heard your jelqing is legendary. I will jelq tonight thinking of you. Get back to me if you're interested!

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