Recent reviews by AlexDjents

I don't think this actually qualifys as a game

Things you can gain from Counter Offer: Global Skin Trade

+ You can become fluent in Russian swear words without ever visiting the country

+ You can finally learn which 12 year old f*cked your mum

+ You can learn real life stock market techniques from trading skins.

Things you can lose from Counter Skin: Global Russian

- You earn a lifelong hatred of Russians.

- You will become bankrupt from buying skins

- You will go through 100s of mice and keyboards

- You can get permanent wrists damage.

Main lesson that I learned from this game:
CSGO is like roulette - fun until it turns russian.

Overall rating:

11/10 not enough Russia but I would jihad again

It's ok. Seriously, I could barely get past the first level. I guess I wasn't serious enough.

1000/5 would serious again. Seriously









Guys pls rate this funny I need the money $$$ £££€€€

In a nutshell, this is the inspirational Oscar winning PlayStation 7 game about a fat mlg bastard with an early 2009 IMac, who one day downloaded this rage simulator 2k56 computer game on valves digital distribution software stem, and was overall sh*t at the game, until his grandad dies and he receives his £30000 inheritancee. He spent it all ok n hats cos he thought that would make him a better player, and his ego got too big,he started telling peoplehis dad worked for Honda, so he could get them banned. The next week, he realized his hats were worthless, so he started to hack. He eventually got banned and realized he had wasted all his money on hats.

11/10 would obsess over hats again