the void

Help, I've fallen back into my warframe habits. :(

Bro is tweaking, straight off holding hands with birds. Kinda crazy, ngl.
Dont trust the chili oil.

let me use my Primary 😤 , then 🚅 BULLET jump to slash with melee 😠 🔪 to land and flip back 🔫 🤸 to shoot my Secondaaary. SPIN in to call down the Heavy Weapon 💪 😤 and a Assist from the Spectre squad 🔫 👻 👻 👻 and then UNLEASH powers ⚡ 😤 🪄 to punish any that get in my ZONE 🏚️

HOLY MOTHER OF GABEN, 🤯 you won't believe what happened to me today on Steam! 😱 So I was playing CS:GO (that's right, still playing in 2023, git gud noobs 💪) with this EPIC gamer. We were destroying the other team, like, absolutely annihilating them. I had this feeling, though, that something was off about my teammate. 🤔 They weren't like the usual tryhards, you know? Anyway, we were chatting on Steam and BAM 💥 they dropped the bomb: they were a GIRL gamer! 🎮👩 A real-life FEMALE playing video games, like, what are the odds?! 😲 She didn't reply for a hot minute, and I was like, oh man, I blew it. But then, out of nowhere, she sends me her Discord tag! 🎉 Let's go, boys! I added her faster than you can say "gamers rise up!" 🚀 I mean, I don't wanna brag, but I'm pretty sure she's impressed with my absolutely legendary meme collection 🐸 and my encyclopedic knowledge of video game lore. 📚

Imagine being able to be anything in the world and you chose a pillow