Jake
Jake   United States
 
 
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Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord
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100 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
3.6 hrs on record
last played on 16 Feb
2,138 hrs on record
last played on 15 Feb
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AMERICA RUNS ON DUNKIN 28 Jun, 2021 @ 6:44pm 
eebdaa :toilet_paper::cleanseal:
sashatiernan 7 Apr, 2020 @ 3:38pm 
In west Saudi born and raised
Off the rooftops is where I threw most of the gays
Chilin out, Maxin, Relaxin all cool
Shooting some heathens from the roof of my school
When a couple of infidels who were up to no good
Started preaching blasphemy in my brotherhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're moving with your uncle and auntie in Al-Quair"

I whistled for a cab and when I got near
He said, "I hate you, you look like a queer"
He gave me a lift whilst calling me a poof
Then he took me home and threw me off of his roof

I pulled up to the mosque about 7 or 8
I yelled to my camel, "I'll be back to ♥♥♥♥ you later"
I got down on my prayer mat, I was finally there
To pray to some paedophile in his creepy-ass lair
sashatiernan 7 Apr, 2020 @ 3:38pm 
Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the Heart and Akulakahn, and bring Wraithguard, I have need of it. Come to the Heart chamber, I wait for you there, where we last met, countless ages ago. Come to me through fire and war, I welcome you! Welcome Moon-and-Star, I have prepared a place for you! Come, bring Wraithguard to the Heart chamber, together, let us free the cursed false gods! Welcome Nerevar, together we shall speak for the law and the land and drive the mongrel dogs of the Empire from Morrowind! Is this how you honor the 6th house and the tribe unmourned? Come to me openly, and not by stealth. Dagoth Ur welcomes you Nerevar, my old friend... but to this place where destiny is made, why have you come unprepared? Welcome, Moon-and-Star, to this place where YOUR destiny is made. What a fool you are, I'm a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence!
CHUD_SPERGMAN 9 Sep, 2018 @ 1:20pm 
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It's COOL to be autistic!
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Ben 17 Jun, 2018 @ 11:39pm 
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It's COOL to be autistic!
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