i think i shated my pants earlier. it was the onions on the glizzy dawg

I’m over here stroking my ♥♥♥♥ I got lotion on my ♥♥♥♥ rn I’m stroking my ♥♥♥♥ I’m horny as ♥♥♥♥ man I’m a freak

The Rocket League player known as "FART" is notorious for their unpredictable and humorous playstyle, often catching opponents off-guard with unusual maneuvers and quick, unorthodox tactics. While they may appear unserious with their choice of name and occasional in-game antics, FART is actually a skilled player who knows how to control the ball with finesse, making precise passes and executing effective shots when least expected. Their playful, almost chaotic approach creates a unique atmosphere in matches, keeping both teammates and rivals on their toes. Known for a cheeky sense of humor and a penchant for trolling opponents lightly, FART is a fan favorite for injecting fun and spontaneity into competitive Rocket League.

antiracist piece of joy. if anybody knows this virtuous, upstanding, wholesome human. do me a favor and just keep this guy. he serves purposes in a civilized society and also deserves the Nobel Peace Prize and praised by all of humanity. his existence is as relevant as george w bush during 9/11. If i had to choose between saving this guy or be forced to watch paint dry, I think I'd pick to save this guy from a deadly situation. The world needs more heroes like him.

racist piece of ♥♥♥♥. if anybody knows this degenerate, incel, low iq-subhuman. do me a favor and just get rid of this guy. he serves no purpose in a civilized society and also deserves to get spit on and mocked by all of humanity. his existence is less relevant than the dookie i produce after downing a wendy's baconator. If i had to choose between saving this guy from a deadly situation or be forced to watch paint dry, I think I'd pick the latter. Get therapy you slimy maggot.

scores on own net twice and yells at teamate