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1x Monster Horse Dildo (24') - $119.99

1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 - $12.99

36x Magnum Condoms (Small) - $24.45

25x Bananas - $7.00

5x Cucumbers - $4.00

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[*] gone but not forgotten

-rep wife has been seeing this man for going on two years. Never talked to me or really acknowledged me when he came over. Last couple days he has shook my hand and even turned music on when in my room with her to (I’m assuming) drown out the sounds out of respect. Can this be a result of me getting on the creatine?

+rep good murder

+rep bodyblocking god, too good for us mortals to witness