This dude dropped the smelliest turds on my cat's neighbor's forehead as he coined his very own catchphrase. Absolute legend.

Sold me ice cream served inside a Peter Durand tin can made from wrought iron 3/10

Hey single guys! If you're lookin' for 250 pounds of good lovin' look no further than this profile's owner. He's a little shy so I took the liberty of posting this in here. Just send him a private message of your asl and be sure to include a picture of "the goods," he has refined tastes when it comes to the unit that's being offered but if you hit that sweet spot for what he likes it's practically a done deal!

+rep Drinks baby gravy by the gallon.

hit me up yo