Recent reviews by brenjimin

devs spent 3 extra months bangin prostitutes instead of fixing the game

i really like playing mirror simulator, it’s so fun to play with mirrors

I honestly don't see why people are getting so mad over this game's flaws. It's still in early access and it's still in development. Wait until the game is finished and then complain. Other than that this game is fun.

I guess.


So many asians

Log Date 7 15 4 - I have recently found a game on Steam called "Paladins". It looks like a free Overwatch. The champions in the game are good, my favorite one is the one that zooms in on enemies. Makes my job way easier. I'd hope to see more of these types of games in the future. -Peridot

I love how on the second boss you're literally slapping the witch's tits with a leaf.

One thing before you play this game,















Don't blame yourself for not grabbing some of the ledges, its the game's fault. Otherwise, fun game and Faith completely ignores the fact that she gets shot multiple times in this game.

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Cute as ♥♥♥♥.

20/10 Cocconuts would Nut Again

I love the many things this game contains.

-1,000,000p Graphics
-21,000 FPS
-State of the art Ragdoll Physics
-Particle Explosions
-Future Systems
-Advanced Manipulation Engine
-The ability to control whats on the screen
-Realistic hair simulation
-5 Oculus Rift Support
-My Graphics Card is Trottling with 5,000,000 TB of Ram
-The Sound effects are awesome

11/10 Would make Eyes explode again

Crashes after second portal but still good

Cool!