I am seeking somebody who will let me chase them. Age and gender doesn't matter. You can be real old or a lady or black as long as you can go real fast. It doesn't matter where it happens (inside or outside) but you have to be fun to chase. You can't use a vehicle because it's cheating. I want the chasing to last a long time and I want to be sweaty but I have to catch you in the end. If I don't catch you then the deal is off. But you can't let me catch you and be easy about it and if you do, the deal too will be off.

After chasing me you should say something to me like "good job" or "you are very fast" and give me a high five (one hand high five or both hands high five). And not because I told you to but because you think it. Afterwards you should post a screenshot of me on your profile and make the screenshot caption say "he caught me"

Let me know if you are interested,

Thanks