OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my penis was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final casualty toll was tallied, there were 458 deaths, 1426 injuries, and over 9 million pregnancies.

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also

intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this

goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here in the Pakistan

Official discord. I am quite popular around here in this server, so if you

require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour,

day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a

romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in

me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to

just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... So rest assured that I

will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider

me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some

video games together some time.

Sennheiser Wireless Headphones Saved My Marriage
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The last pair of Sennheiser wireless headphones performed flawlessly for over 10 years -- until the headphones and over-the-head padding had been stepped on, broken irreparably, the repaired well over 10 tens, before leading to our decision to hunt for new ones. This new pair allows for far better fidelity - and the controls are positioned so that turning your head on a pillow doesn't result in catastrophic volume changes! Seriously, my wife just loves them - and so do I. As a 'night person' Marsha follows me into bed by about three hours on a typical night - then lies in bed watching Law & Order for another two hours. I used to wake up occasionally hearing 'dum-dada-dum-dum-dum' sneaking out of the old phones. These have much better cushioning and I haven't been woken once since we starting using the RS175 model. Looks like we might make another 34 years together the way these things are working!

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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT, U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥ING KAWAII♥♥♥♥♥PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥ING KAWAII IT’S SO ♥♥♥♥ING SUGOI PEOPLE WILL♥♥♥♥♥♥THEIR PANTS AND♥♥♥♥♥♥BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE MOTHER♥♥♥♥ING LORD OF THE MOTHER♥♥♥♥ING KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS MOTHER♥♥♥♥ING CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN-KAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII