It was subtle at first...THAT sound... gotta be the drive couplings, those repairs were...cheap, yeah, cheap is what they were. Now I gotta ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hear THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sound every, single, ♥♥♥♥♥♥, time I skip to another system. Cant stop tho, not after what happened last week? month? Just how long had I been skipping? ♥♥♥♥, I got no ♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea. Just a couple dozen more skips, get enough AUs between me an' them and then I can think about just what the ♥♥♥♥ Im gonna do with all the Crystallanium weighing down my cargo hold. So many creds just layin there, being heavy as ♥♥♥♥, increasing my ships mass and making THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SOUND SO MUCH WORSE...wait? Whys it so damn quiet? I set the Auto to skip until we get there, we should be screamin along, not sitting quiet like some...thing thats quiet as ♥♥♥♥. Time to go see what the ♥♥♥♥♥ goin on, be right back...

-Last known entry for the fugitive ship: "Stars Dream", recovered in debris field by Black Sun Salvage and Recovery Division 6.

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Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also

intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this

goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on the Steam. I am quite popular around here in my village, so if you

require guidance, please throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour,

day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a

romantic way; although I am not opposed in the event you are interested in

me, as many women often are. I am man of standard, and I do not bow to

just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers... Consider

me a Player 2.. a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some

video games together some time. I would be happy to assist you in games.

Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on

that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

"Captains log; I haven't done one of these in a while, not sure how long it's been as the time awake and asleep seems to blend together the longer I'm out here. I can't be sure but I sometimes catch faint voices at the edge of my hearing, nothing intelligible, but I hear them...sense them...feel them. I make jump after jump, seeing wonders of the universe, collapsing stars, streaking comets, wrecks of twisted metal and debris littering the cosmos and yet I find myself seeking...something... I know that I am going mad, I can feel the walls of reality melting away, revealing the truth underneath...purpose. I feel my purpose, hear it's whispers, drawing me further out into the dark abyss and I find myself unable to... no, unwilling to resist it's pull."

-Excerpt: 'The Lost Captain, 2724 A.D.'

YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT ANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO SOMOA JOE YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE. BUT THEN YOU TAKE MY 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE WAS TO GO 1 ON 1 AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. I GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING AT SACRIFICE! SENIOR JOE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SACRIFICE!