Hello Nubian goddess, I hope this message finds you well. Would you be interested in having one more special needs person in your life in the form of an autistic boyfriend? If
there are any rituals I could perform that would please you please let me know. Like maybe I could complete some kind of quest for you or sacrifice an animal to you (cook you a succulent meal).

Sunt nou aici, mai e valabila oferta cu sacii de cartofi?

SURPRISE!
You have been smacked by the CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥ MONSTER right in your face! THWACK There’s just ONE rule. You can’t ♥♥♥♥ slap someone that has already ♥♥♥♥ slapped you!! Try to ♥♥♥♥ slap as many as possible before they ♥♥♥♥ slap you. I have already smacked you in your face, so you can’t ♥♥♥♥ slap me. Good luck!
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Pass the Christmas Cockmonster

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After a good Huniepop game, I added him because he seemed like a great guy. We talked for several months and became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great stick rinks and, most importantly, true friendship.
I invited him to my room for a party. He said he would come, so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started biting my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ slam into my leg. I hit him and then knocked. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust him