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Alaskan Roadblock: are you trying to pull off some edgy stuff?
Archangel Michael: edgy?
Archangel Michael: what's edgy
Archangel Michael: i assure there's nothing edgy about my goal to harm you as much as possible
Archangel Michael: before i harm myself that is
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yeah but why tho

I think this the only game I have ever played that has made me mute my entire system because the dialogue was literally unbearable. Every NPC somehow manages to be actually impossible to survive talking to for more than a second.

I soldiered on for the sake of the gameplay which didn't hold up, either. Really floaty and weak feeling. Also the entire gameplay loop somehow manages to be an inconvenience, you're bound to the same place for a long time due to the nature of how the quests are built. Having played BL2 in its entirety, this is just a worse BL2.

I drew the line whenever the "main villain" said literally anything. What an insufferable character.
I recommend taking a look at this video for an example of how the dialogue for this game is written. As an RPG enthusiast, it's actually insulting.

overall rating very small number/larger number go next any other looter shooter is better than this
glorp slorper 1 Feb @ 11:42am 
Paladin homotank 圣骑士同性恋坦克 smear holiness on the floor 将圣洁涂抹在地板上attract thugs and other men 吸引暴徒和其他男人 only one button press 只需按一个按钮 more time for achieve self pleasure中等伤害
glorp slorper 15 Sep, 2024 @ 1:38pm 
Deal With It
glorp slorper 1 Feb, 2024 @ 11:29pm 
I hope Aatrox wins xD. I’m an Aatrox main and he’s just so broken!! People get so trolled by the 1000% healing per Q and his voice lines are so MonkaS like when he talks about enslaving all of Runeterra after an endless war! He’s super funny but also a really insecure pick, just like me xD
glorp slorper 5 Jan, 2024 @ 9:47pm 
In 2024 Phreak Will Ruin League
glorp slorper 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:30pm 
I just did sex so hard to this girl. She was moaning and stuff and i did sex so hard and so good with her. She was all "Please have good sex with me" and I said back "Yeah, I'm going to really sex you so great lady" and she's like "Thanks". It was so good and so hot and we both loved making a sex on all the positions. At the end I was all "Hey, I'm going to finish sex now" and she said "Yes, that would be nice if you finished so hard on that towel". I said "Yes" and I finished so hard on the towel. And It was so hot.
glorp slorper 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:58am 
SEX!!!!! SEX!!!!!!! SEX!!!!!! SEX!!!!!! SEX!!!!!!!