“Man I— example. This guy in Newhaven right? City’s burning, people are dyin’ left and right, yada yada yada. This Jackhole rushes me with a spoon! A frickin’ spoon! And I’m dying laughing right- so I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, and his kids are all ‘Waaah!’, and ahah- he can’t see where he’s goin’, he’s bumpin’ into stuff and ah.. I dunno maybe you had to be there. The moral is, you’re a total ♥♥♥♥♥!”