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Good Reception

You spared Emily's first-day embarrassment.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 7:35am

Enough is Enough

Chloe's attitude is due for an adjustment.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 7:41am

Assistant Branch Manager

As organized as a trail mix bag.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 7:42am

The Bigger Man

You stepped up and took the blame for the forest trip.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 7:43am

Love Comes First

You cannot be mad at someone this hot.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 7:47am

Home Therapy

First session is always free.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 7:50am

Resistance Is Futile

Your mind is now under new management.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 7:51am

Cellar Support

It's always darkest before you turn on the light.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 10:26am

Good Girl Bad Words

Emily's sailor mouth must be stopped!
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 10:22am

Honesty Is Best Policy

Maybe I was the bad guy this whole time.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 10:29am

'Ight I'm Out

Some battles simply aren't worth your time.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 10:34am

Aggressive Feelings

Good. Very good...
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 10:36am

Veni, Vidi, Vici

Fighting or fucking usually involves being naked.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 10:37am

Midnight Desire

At night, nobody can hear you moan...
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 10:39am

A Royal Minx

If you want a queen... fuck her.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 10:44am

The Best Bad Dream

You cannot run from something that knows no limits.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 8:19am

Lessons In Growing Up

Chloe needs to learn the dangers of the modeling world.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 8:28am

Foe Vs. Hoe

Intelligence wanted to catch you, but you were always too fast.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 8:28am

Bratty Behavior

You either fuck or you're getting fucked.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 8:31am

Love Always Comes

Butts are heart-shaped for a reason.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 8:39am

The B-Word

Cause bitches like to be called beautiful.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 8:46am

Blind Love

It's not cheating if he's dead, right...?
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 8:57am

Murder Mittens

The curtain's falling in slow motion...
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 9:02am

Incoming!

DHT, a testosterone metabolite, is responsible for voice changes during puberty.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 9:05am

Nature's Frosting

Is that why you call your loved one a cupcake?
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 9:06am

Morale Booster

Can I offer you some false hope in those trying times?
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 9:09am

She's Still The Boss

It's not Mommy Issues if you can't find a downside.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 9:26am

Finger-Lickin' Good

No, seriously, why would you have an open plan bedroom...?!
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 9:33am

Too Ugly To Beat Up

Simps are multiplying, be careful out there.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 9:35am

Freaky Forest

Luckily, bottled baby oil doesn't exist in nature.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 9:39am

Merciless God

It's not a murder if it's imaginary.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:03am

Merciful God

Investments make for a passive income. Hopefully...
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:06am

All Hands On Dick

Free is always a fair price.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:09am

Business Is Business

As long as the shareholders are happy.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:29am

The War Room

Don't be a dick and discuss it like a man.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:46am

Expert Mediator

Ground rules apply to everyone, regardless of age.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:52am

The Unwanted Protector

Fighting god-like demons is more fun anyway.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:55am

The Voice Of Reason

Maintaining a balance is a balancing act.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:55am

Good Looks Suit You

Sometimes, you have to dress to impress.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 11:02am

Baby's First Hit

... You guys accept debit, right?
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 11:05am

Three's A Crowd

Now you can disappoint more than one woman at the same time.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 11:08am

Reverse Vibe Check

To be fair, you're the most vulnerable in bed.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 11:14am

Love Is Dark

Why are all the bad demon dreams in complete darkness...?
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 11:15am

Front Office Backdoor

She's busy now. Please cum back later.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 11:23am

Keeping The Company

Let's exchange body heat…for science!
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 11:25am



Power Struggle

A power vacuum always finds a way.

Unexpected Ally

Against your better judgment, you helped Chloe during the argument.

No Mercy On The Menu

Two can monologue in the car, Chloe!

Impatience Runs Thin

Your problems are more important than shitty soap operas.

Alliances Ain't Easy

You tried talking it through with Chloe...

The Mediator

Chloe isn't a bitch. It's just a phase...

Friend, Not Foe

Chloe, I came to bargain...

Say Ahh!

Did you know that vocal cords can be as long as sixteen millimeters?

Senior Mediator

She's the true boss of this place.

Matriarchal Court

You can't be judged when you're the executioner.

Man Of Action

Performing an exorcism with your dick takes balls.

I Should've Brought Popcorn

... And a pool full of jello.

Love Is Bright

It ain't much, but it's honest love.

It's Okay, I Guess

Have you seen the other girls? Yeah, exactly.

Loving Touch

Unite with Emily like you should've done ages ago.

Diplomacy Was Never An Option

The game was rigged from the start... or something.

Love Is Honesty

We're not a murderer, after all.

Love Is…

Bruh.

Keep Your Lovers Close

Being a good boy has its perks.

You Got It Wrong. I Am The Danger...

No sugar, please.

Step Aside, Please

You and your time will come.

I'm Not A Morning Person

... Butt I can make exceptions.

Pre-emptive Love Strike

Nice words cost you nothing.

Tough Love

Understanding is a choice. It's a shame to have none.