Santa regrets to inform you that there are no single waifus in your area and Mrs. Claus wouldn't go for his suggestion, Merry Christmas!

lets play :)

Just a PSA please do not shoot red suited men coming down from your chimneys this year! Santa regrets to inform you the buckshot was very hard to remove and he will be sending you his medical bill. Merry Christmas!

Have you considered that Santa has a labour force that only he is allowed to use? One that works entirely for free? Does Santa endorse slavery? Merry Christmas!

A merry christmas to you from your friends at playboy!

-rep uncircumsized