SatanLovesYou's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 5 Mar, 2014 @ 4:26am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 12:07pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 12:49pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 2:29am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 10:33am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 12:22pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 12:47am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 4:39am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 7 Mar, 2014 @ 7:32am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 4:11am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2015 @ 7:17am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 3:31am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2014 @ 9:28am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 20 Mar, 2015 @ 8:49am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2014 @ 11:07am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2015 @ 5:41am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 4:11am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 10:17am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 12:49pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 12:49pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2014 @ 8:22am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 10:01am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 10:35am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

Unlocked 12 Sep, 2014 @ 6:56am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 2:23am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 3 Mar, 2014 @ 10:53am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 2:52pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 4 Mar, 2014 @ 3:18am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2014 @ 9:24am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 15 Jun, 2015 @ 5:36am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 6:40am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 7:56am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2015 @ 7:26am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 6:45am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.

Unlocked 17 Jun, 2015 @ 2:27am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 7:17am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2015 @ 7:54am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

Unlocked 20 Jun, 2015 @ 6:25am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

19 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

9 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

13 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

2 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

18 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

12 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

24 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

1 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

10 / 30

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

21 / 30