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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:05am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 6:52am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:20am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 2:58am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 2:39am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 9:12am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2022 @ 11:08pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2022 @ 12:51am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 4:42am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 10:30pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:01am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 2:56am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 6:42am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2022 @ 8:37am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 10:01am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 4 May, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:41pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 2:39am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 3:14am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 10:02am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 1:59am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 11:41am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 3:57am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 10:55am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:10pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 5:34am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 9:54am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 1:09am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:08am

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 2:44am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 2:23am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 2:38am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 2:25am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 3:27am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2022 @ 3:27am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 10:07am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36am