-rep got expelled from my highschool because he kept getting caught sneaking into the office to laminate pictures of kpop idols faces so he could "reuse" them (whatever that means)

Ｈｅｌｌｏ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ　ｏｆ　ＰｏｒｎＨｕｂ™　ｗｅ　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　 ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ　ｌｏｇｇｅｄ　ｉｎ　ｆｏｒ　２　ｗｅｅｋｓ，　ｗｅ’ｒｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｉｆ　ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ　 ｉｓ　ｏｋａｙ　ａｎｄ　ｗｅ’ｖｅ　ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ａ　ｌｉｓｔ　ｏｆ　ｖｉｄｅｏｓ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅ　 ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ　 （Gay Porn） ．　Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｏｏｎ!

Hi 许啟潮,

I’m the Server Manager for PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. On behalf of the owner, the staff team and myself, I would like to personally extend my thanks to you for the $1,000 you forked up to help keep our server alive! Our modeler is happily working on the custom pony character that came with the donor package, however I regret to inform you that we don’t currently have a way to send you the 20″ “horse shaft” you requested but our team is working on it. Once again, thank you sincerely for the donation, and we hope to see you back on the server soon.

Best Regards,
PinkieCraft Server Manager
“Keep on clopping.”

I had a dream about u. ur ass was so fine and ♥♥♥♥. u was chasing me cuz I stole ur chain and then when I tripped and fell, u cought me in ur bare arms. you looked at me and when I smelled ur colone I went closer to u and kissed u. We were then like best friends and u even invited some hoes to ur party that u and ken planned. Yo and when I was smashing a girl it felt so real that when I woke up I jizzed on myself. There's more ♥♥♥♥ about this dream but it's like really detailed and ♥♥♥♥. Best dream ever, thank u 许啟潮 mouah.

-Rep After a good game in Dota 2 Auto Chess, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great AC and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for an Auto Chess custom game party. He said he was coming, so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then -gold'd him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Pretty trash