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Monotone 25 Apr, 2025 @ 8:40am 
So you screenshot NFTs, huh? This isn’t funny, how would you feel if you paid for a beautiful piece of art and poor uncreative losers start taking pictures of it and printing it, and saying that they have the same thing as you. That’s how it feel when you screenshot, no, STEAL an NFT (non-fungible token). You guys are just jealous that your too poor to afford even an nft valued at 0.000023 ETH and want to fit in with the rest of us ACTUAL NFT owners. You don’t own that NFT, they do. The blockchain is like a receipt, a proof of your purchase, and the blockchain never lies. That person is the rightful owner of that NFT. People only hate on NFTs because they don’t understand how they work. Screenshotting or saving an nft is like printing cash, it has no value because it isn’t real or official. When everyone who owns an nft becomes inevitably rich, you will regret not buying one. Once again, NFTs are the future of the world and your just jealous you can’t participate.
MRhrissie 22 Jul, 2024 @ 3:00pm 
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Monotone 4 Jul, 2023 @ 1:43am 
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Hetzer 7 May, 2023 @ 4:14pm 
+ rep cool guy and is potentially a convicted nonce
Monotone 3 Apr, 2022 @ 6:13am 
Claiming to have 80gb of horse porn doesn't make you cool or hilarious, it just shows that you have awful taste in horse porn.

Horses only last for a minute or two tops when ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, most horse porn is like 240p so they take up very little megabytes, if you have long 10-20 minute videos this isn't the horse ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it is some girl just sucking on and jerking the soft ♥♥♥♥ of a horse for most of the 10-20 minutes, most horse porn is poorly performed meaning the girls stand on the side and try to 'dildo' themselves with the horse ♥♥♥♥ rather than actually getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and that's not in the spirit of horse porn. 80 gigabytes of that ♥♥♥♥ would be 99% low quality videos of women standing around fondling soft horse ♥♥♥♥, if you can even find 80 gigabytes to begin with.

Somehow horse porn is legal in the US but actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horses is a felony, it doesn't make sense. Gays don't get stoned to death anymore, why are we being hypocrites towards people who ♥♥♥♥ horses?
Monotone 16 Mar, 2022 @ 9:33am 
Happy 420!!🌿🚬🚬 This is the 420 blunt 4⃣2⃣0⃣ If I'm being BLUNT 🚬 U one of my main hoes 😘😈😂😂 and a hot lil NUG 🌳 I'm trying to WEED🍃🌿🍀 out the bad friends so if you're a GOOD 😎😂😂😌 friend, send this blunt 🚬🚬 on to 10 of ur best friends😱😱👬👫 If u get five back from your BUDS 🌿🌿🍀 then ur GANJA(gonna)🍃🍃😂😂😂 be friends forever.
Khage 15 Mar, 2022 @ 3:26pm 
Her father is the brother of my mom. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grew up hot. And all my friends are trying to ♥♥♥♥ her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ my cousin. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. I'm not like, gonna let someone else ♥♥♥♥ my cousin, you know? If anyone's gonna ♥♥♥♥ my cousin, it's gonna be me. Out of respect.
Ducky 11 Feb, 2022 @ 4:48pm 
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Monotone 24 Jan, 2022 @ 2:35am 
Hi guys, mmm, look at these lovely big tits. D'you know what we are? We're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ destroyers aren't we babe? ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ destroyers. Yeah, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ destroyers. We love to just get your ♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ despunk them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ balls. D'you know what? Rub these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ balls in our mouths. Then we'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teabag you. Hehehehe. Heh heh. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spunk everywhere. Heheheh. Look at these big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tits. Yeah, are you excited about our gangbang? How much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spunk we're gonna get. You are gonna be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plastered in it. And we're gonna get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and everything and on Friday night we're sold out so we've got another morning gangbang. Morning gangbang! We need... how many more ♥♥♥♥♥ do we need? About 6 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ and that's it. Yeah and then we're good to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go. ♥♥♥♥ our holes, ♥♥♥♥ our faces, spunk all over us and even star in a porn film. Yes
Khage 1 Dec, 2021 @ 11:34am 
one time i said to my gf (girlfriend for those of you who do not know) “you look ♥♥♥♥♥♥ delicious babe” and you’ll never guess what she said, she said “haha thanks and you’re so hot and i love dating you and i like cooking for you sometimes and i like that we have s*x yup, that’s right).”anyone else love it when their hot gf does all those things i said
Khage 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:02am 
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Monotone 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27pm 
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0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
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10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
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Khage 20 Dec, 2020 @ 3:33pm 
Completely agree. Anyways... do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
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Khage 17 May, 2020 @ 3:49pm 
I’ve committed 102 war crimes since the Yemeni Civil War to the Lord's Resistance Army in Uganda all the way up to the US intervention in Libya. I have ordered 15 platoons of 9 squadrons of an average of 55 to 77 military personnel under my totalitarian reign to set 1000 landmines in close and lethal proximity to civilian population and housing units and hospitals in Libya and Uganda. As a result of this I will be moving to Geneva, Switzerland to be put in an international holding cell for war criminals for the time being until I get my court date
Pendanyk 11 Apr, 2020 @ 10:57am 
You're breathtaking!
Khage 30 Jan, 2020 @ 3:12pm 
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Khage 16 Dec, 2019 @ 1:37pm 
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
WindMolenLiefhebber25 10 Apr, 2019 @ 9:44am 
Reported to gestapo for not worshiping merkel
Khage 9 Apr, 2019 @ 12:23pm 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
WindMolenLiefhebber25 3 Feb, 2019 @ 9:51am 
Yeah, i am a gamer

G. Dad
A. Please
M. Come
E. Back
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WindMolenLiefhebber25 6 Jan, 2019 @ 3:49am 
His unfailing instinct in such things scents the original soul (die urspruengliche Seele) in everyone, and his hostility is assured to anyone who is not spirit of his spirit. Since the Jew is not the attacked but the attacker, not only anyone who attacks passes as his enemy, but also anyone who resists him. But the means with which he seeks to break such reckless but upright souls is not honest warfare, but lies and slander.

Here he stops at nothing, and in his vileness he becomes so gigantic that no one need be surprised if among our people the personification of the devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the Jew.

The ignorance of the broad masses about the inner nature of the Jew, the lack of instinct and narrow-mindedness of our upper classes, make the people an easy victim for this Jewish campaign of lies.

Khage 5 Jan, 2019 @ 2:43pm 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
(COPSi/NZ) ^STABi^ MSVader/Queen 1 Nov, 2018 @ 9:56pm 
hi please accpt me as a stean friend.
WindMolenLiefhebber25 21 Oct, 2018 @ 7:05am 
drumpf is bad like its {current year} how is this even
Khage 1 Jan, 2018 @ 8:28am 
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Alixundr 27 Sep, 2017 @ 1:56pm 
What is a "73rd"?
Crowe 26 Sep, 2017 @ 11:50pm 
Yes
Khage 26 Sep, 2017 @ 5:41pm 
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the 73rd. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Nicky's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the 73rd truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Khageday's existential catchphrase "Hey gamer bros," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons.
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Crowe 16 May, 2017 @ 3:16am 
Harsh
Monotone 15 May, 2017 @ 10:40am 
Youre ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Navy and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.
Monotone 15 May, 2017 @ 10:40am 
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little bastud? Ill have you know I graduated top of my Regiment in the Coldstream Guards, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Napoleon's Army, and I have over 300 confirmed bayonettings. I am trained in choo choo train warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire British Army. You are nothing to me but just another frenchman. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the regimental courier? Think again,bastud. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Europe and your sauerkraut smell is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
Crowe 3 May, 2017 @ 5:05am 
Careful with doing deals with this guy, it's actually Merkel in disguise.
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Monotone 1 Feb, 2017 @ 7:50am 
melik clan traitor kick at server
Khage 26 Jan, 2017 @ 4:09pm 
"Calm down, it's not like it's loaded or anything."

- Adolf Hitler, 30th of April 1945
Alixundr 26 Jan, 2017 @ 12:28pm 
Hitler did nothing wrong

- Adolf Hitler, 1945
Khage 26 Jan, 2017 @ 9:30am 
What in the ♥♥♥♥? what is your problem ♥♥♥♥?!
A 14 Jan, 2017 @ 6:23am 
Life is tight cause I put a dildo in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ :^(
Crowe 14 Jan, 2017 @ 3:10am 
Welcome to the family <3<3
Crowe 27 Dec, 2016 @ 7:36pm 
THIS MAN SMELLS LIKE ELDERFLOWER AND GOOSEBERRIES !!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
Khage 25 Nov, 2016 @ 10:53am 
Can you, like, not? Ugh.
Crowe 14 Oct, 2016 @ 5:19am 
You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ penile dysfunction
Alixundr 14 Oct, 2016 @ 4:41am 
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you! Leave my profile at once!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowe 12 Oct, 2016 @ 4:38pm 
♥♥♥ off ya dyk
Alixundr 21 Jul, 2016 @ 8:58am 
NORGE? MORE LIKE VEST-SVERIGE AM I RIGHT BOYS?