mummy, n.:
An Egyptian who was pressed for time.
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If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.
-- Oscar Wilde, "Phrases and Philosophies for the Use
of the Young"
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8) Use common sense in routing cable. Avoid wrapping coax around sources of
strong electric or magnetic fields. Do not wrap the cable around
flourescent light ballasts or cyclotrons, for example.
-- Ethernet Headstart Product, Information and Installation Guide,
Bell Technologies, pg. 11
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We are governed not by armies and police but by ideas.
-- Mona Caird, 1892
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A bureaucrat's idea of cleaning up his files is to make a copy of everything
before he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Due to lack of disk space, this fortune database has been discontinued.
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BOY

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12 things ur doing:
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts
Copy and paste to 1 Profile, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter what

+rep good player

incredible rifler

good kid

no tilt