Recent reviews by Squint

Cost
Women: High maintenance – dinner, drinks, and listening to her day.
Borderlands 3: One-time purchase, then it's yours forever. No hidden fees, no microtransactions.

Availability
Women: "Sorry, I have plans" or "Maybe next weekend?"
Borderlands 3: Ready 24/7. No excuses, no flaking – it’s loyal like that.

Communication
Women: Cryptic texts, subtle hints, and "I'm fine" when she’s definitely not fine.
Borderlands 3: Direct objectives. "Go there. Shoot that guy." Now that’s a language I understand.

Loot & Rewards
Women: Most dates mean $$ spent, zero loot. If you’re lucky, you get a “thanks, you’re sweet!”
Borderlands 3: Guaranteed rewards. Every boss fight = loot, not just emotional scars.

Feedback
Women: "We need to talk" and "Do you even listen?"
Borderlands 3: "Level up!" "Legendary loot!" The only feedback is praise, not “We need to talk.”

Social Pressure
Women: "When are you going to settle down?" and "So, still single?"
Borderlands 3: No judgment here. Borderlands never cares if you’re “single” – it accepts you, baggage and all.

Drama Level
Women: From "Why didn’t you text me back?" to "What are we even doing?"
Borderlands 3: Zero drama, 100% explosions. Only thing blowing up is your screen, not your DMs.

Trust Issues
Women: "Who's that girl in your profile?" "Do you even care about me?"
Borderlands 3: Doesn’t care if you “play other games” – it’s loyal, clingy, and eternally patient.

Physical Affection
Women: If it happens, it’s expensive. If it doesn’t, also expensive.
Borderlands 3: Controller in hand, explosions onscreen – the closest thing to love without the heartbreak.

Adventure Factor
Women: “Can we just stay in?” or, worse, hiking dates.
Borderlands 3: Every session’s an adventure. Explosions, mayhem, no advance planning required.

Affection on Demand
Women: Maybe she’s in the mood, maybe she’s tired – or “busy.”
Borderlands 3: Always shows you the love. Firefights, loot drops, and no mixed signals.

Emotional Support
Women: A gamble. Could be comfort, could be chaos.
Borderlands 3: Gives you clear goals and a gun. No talking about feelings, ever.

Endgame Satisfaction
Women: Sometimes it feels like you’re just endlessly grinding.
Borderlands 3: Every boss is beatable, every mission has meaning – and every victory’s yours.

Gutes Spiel, aber A3HANNES2A wäre nicht einmal in der Lage, das Tutorial zu absolvieren!

Good game compared to other first person shooters. You have to invest more time than on other fps games because of the strategic fact but its totally worth it. Thumbs up.

Good game but it gets boring after time. Still recommend it.

Really recommend to buy this game. Good graphics good gameplay.

Nice game tbh

it's okey i guess

Best fighting game for pc so far

Good game i guess