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really dank but it hurts my smooth brain

A little janky, a little plodding, but damn this game is good.

edit- 2 days, 2 hotfixes later, performance is about 15% better and one of the biggest problems (HK Spawns) already fixed.

rough around the edges, for sure. bad framerates? for sure. enemy spawns really rough at this point. water mechanic? honestly not a big deal at all the game practically throws water and credits at you and your permanent progress is in your character prestige not your hub/stash.

Lots that needs to be fixed and updated as expected at this stage, but otherwise a singularly atmospheric and immersive experience. Really fun, maps are cool as all hell, atmosphere and art direction off the charts. If you can handle early builds, you won't regret it. If you can't, you will.

dank af

really dank

really dank

he'll yeah

Brothers of the mine, rejoice
Swing, swing, swing with me
Raise your pick and raise your voice
Sing, sing, sing with me
Down and down, into the deep
Who knows what we'll find beneath
Diamonds, rubies, gold, and more
Hidden in the mountain store
Born underground
Suckled from a teat of stone
Raised in the dark
The safety of our mountain home
Skin made of iron
Steel in our bones
To dig and dig makes us free
Come on, brothers, sing with me
The sunlight will not reach this low
(Deep, deep in the mine)
Never seen the blue moon glow
(Dwarves won't fly so high)
Fill a glass and down some mead
Stuff your bellies at the feast
Stumble home and fall asleep
Dreaming in our mountain keep
Born underground
Grown inside a rocky womb
The Earth is our cradle
The mountain shall become our tomb
Face us, on the battlefield
You will meet your doom
We do not fear what lies beneath
We can never dig too deep!

it seems dank i like it