-rep After a good game in dota 2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dota and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a dota lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house the police shortly followed, turned out he was on the sex offenders register and not allowed near kids luckily the cops rocked up. Don't trust this guy.

i was 9 years old i loved bad rats so much i had all the merchandise and games i pray to bad rats every night before bed thanking them for the life i've been given bad rats is love bad rats in life my dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ i knew he was jealous of my devotion for bad rats i call him a casual he slaps me and sends me to go to sleep im crying now and my face hurts i lay in bed and its really cold a warmth is moving towars me i feel something touch me its bad rats i'm so happy it whispers in my ear "welcome to bad rats" they grab me with their small rat hands and put me in a jail cell i'm ready the baseball rat hits the ball and it hits a suicide bomber rat then the ball gets shot by an archer rat and the ball flys right into the safe above me as it falls on me my dad walks in the bad rats look him straight in the eye and says "congratulations" bad rats then crashes my windows computer bad rats is love bad rats in life