Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of RL sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real beauty, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make you feel good, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

love u babe

Wow you are a femboy???😍😍😍

acts tough but is a cute lil fuzzy femboy irl
5 foot 4 as well

cutest femboy

if ronaldo and messi had a kid, it would be this guy rxhm here.

if ronaldo and messi had a kid, it would be this guy rxhm here.

te aprecio mucho hermano 🫂

globex owns u

its solid

what is ts background

only comments appreciating my existence from now on geezas.

all roads lead to rust gambling

super mario 64

i give you big smooch

rxhm rocket league

u lost me at "begging in vc", i dont use vc in overwatch atm. idk who this stalling guy is but he seems to be a big fan of mine...

worst reinhardt player ive gotten on my team in a long time. begging in vc for the rest of the team to meow. then the entire game he would just charge straight into the other team and start crying that hes not getting healed fast enough when he instantly dies. he then typed in chat at the end of the game "any girls add me"

bro is reinhardt

bro is reinhardt

bro is not reinhardt

its ur life bro fuh it

hell nah im broke

25$

day 2 of asking to join group

Boy oh boy, where do I even begin. Watching rxhm play rocket league is an event that breaks your understanding of human potential. The field isn’t a court when he steps on it, it’s a stage built for a being operating several versions ahead of mankind. Opponents don’t rotate, they scatter like NPCs realizing the main character logged in. When he drives to the goal, the air pressure changes. When he touches the ball, it travels with purpose like it knows where it belongs. Every dribble carries ancient wisdom cuz of how he knows his way around balls. Every touch reshapes the flow of time. rxhm doesn’t just dominate games, he rewrites the rules of rocket league. You don’t watch him to see who wins. You witness the prototype for whatever humanity becomes if evolution ever stops being lazy.

hello mate

hell if i know

what is a "girl"?

oh noooooo you caught me! yea i was with rxhm not a girl

ok

Not gonna be active tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)

Not gonna be active tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)

day 1230 of asking to join steam group

overwatch's worst

hermano sorry que sea por acá, pero te trate de llamar y no me contestabas y tampoco me respondiste los mensajes. Encontré la información que me pediste.
Se llama Síndrome del dedo travieso (cuando el dedo se te mete solo en el ano). Es super común en homosexuales de tu edad y no es peligroso. Pasa cuando ves a otro hombre que te calienta, también puede ser un signo de hiperfracturitis rectal. Igual anda al doctor. No veas porno gay y cada vez que te lo toques lavate las manos para que no te de conjuntivitis como la semana pasada. Si lo mantienes dilatado tu ano también te dolerá menos cuando te metas el dedo. Pucha ojalá que esto te ayude

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gay ahh boy below me

guy below me so good at ragebaiting. he's a master baiter

christian talking into a void

thanks bro ima change it cuz u said that

you're 6 days late may.

dude stab why are you trying to hard to be involved you're a legit rando

So you're going by "rxhm" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's me from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember May the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.

all these ppl trying to make you jealous but i'm right here mwah

So you're going by "rxhm" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's me from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember May the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.

So you're going by "rxhm" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's me from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember May the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.

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So you're going by "rxhm" now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's me from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember May the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.

stoop, youre ruining it :pensive: