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Autumn 17 órája 
新年快乐!祝你金蛇纳福,烦恼全‘蜕皮’,钱包像蛇吞象一样鼓,躺平有惊喜,搞钱666!明年继续一起当快乐蛇精病(笑)!
Autumn 2021. febr. 11., 21:39 
祝您新年快乐!万事大吉,牛气冲天:praisesun:
Autumn 2020. dec. 31., 19:22 
新的一年,愿你牛气冲天:praisesun:
Autumn 2020. dec. 24., 20:24 
圣诞快乐:2016imnotcrying::dchungry::lunar2020confidentrooster::Ugift:
Autumn 2020. dec. 21., 4:54 
冬至快乐!
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Salacious ♪ Rosalia 🍑 2019. okt. 20., 2:51 
"Just make a simple cake. And this time, if someone's going to jump out of
it, make sure to put them in after you cook it."
-Leela

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I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
-- Richard Diran

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"Hi. This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and
number... and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you
in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the F.B.I... BEEEP"
-- Blue Devil comics

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Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
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Nature abhors dimensional abnormalities, and seals them neatly away so that
they don't upset people. Nature, in fact, abhors a lot of things, including
vacuums, ships called the "Marie Celeste", and the chuck keys for electric
drills.
(Pyramids)
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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
-- Samuel Goldwyn

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